Roshidromet: the hottest month of summer 2011 in Russia will be July

by Danone? ><

If a woman of the Balzac age performs surgery to change gender, then she will become a rather young promising man.

02.05 19:50 In Dagestan, a newspaper journalist was beaten "Chernovik"
02.05 19:18 Russia rose to two places in the rating of freedom of the press

He said, “Hello, come to visit me.
It’s a weekend, a beer again.
It can be without beer.

From one news tape:

Osama bin Laden in his video address personally confirmed the rumors of his death.

A small shop at night. Behind the shelf two ladies, one young, the other - from the USSR, and even in appearance, as it should be, looks like a saleswoman!
I: Please let that juice out.
Q: What else is it?
I: These are the condoms.
The next question put her into a stumble, I still go thinking.
Q: Are you with you?

And if not...? This is how?

My girlfriend is in the final stage of surrender. Worried that little practice... put her NFS most wanted... I would never have thought that you can ride at a speed of 180-250 observing all the rules of the road... I thought a lot... the game had a radically different meaning.

Ukrainian television to May 9 shows:
- 4 tank drivers and a dog (on two different channels randomly)
17 moments of spring (one in color, three in black and white)
All of us (!!!) Series "Star Wars" O_O

From the explanatory "...I fell and injured myself due to the carelessness of the brain"

From the tape:
An American in a cow costume stole 98 liters of milk from a supermarket.

There are no humorists in the United States.