Grandmother and grandson:
Do you want a banana?
No is
Okay, I’ll bring it now.
Remember the joke "who is grandmother, and who is a maid"
Greenmay: Soon summer - we gradually move to the country. The house was bought a year ago, so we are "new" in the quarter.
Greenmay: This weekend, along with the rest of the livelihoods, we brought two of our dogs.
Greenmay: At seven in the morning, I decided to arrange a four-legged visit to the surrounding area. At the beginning of the route, I noticed a neighbor looking dangerous because of the gates of his country.
Greenmay: We said goodbye, we talked. The neighbor turned out to be the sweetest talking uncle of the 70s. In order to dispel the futile fear of his dogs, he decided to introduce them and simultaneously dedicate him to the secrets of the biographies of his companions.
greenmay: "This is, (white palace with black spots on the back, like a domino bone) - Domino. Serega, her older brother, so baptized her. This is Milka. When she was picked up as a puppy (also a "tribunal" breed) and began to feed intensively, she preferred milk to all foods: don't feed meat - give milk. Therefore, from the English "milk" - Milk.
We laughed, said goodbye, and broke up.
Greenmay: In the evening, a neighbor came to my wife, the husband of the aforementioned uncle, to talk about it. Unknown voices were heard by our pets. The neighbor, squeezing in a smile, said in a knowledgeable tone: "Oh, these I know. This is an English breed, I forgot how to call it, and this one with spots is Seroga!
xxx: I want that in the great country of Russia, the airports and lanes were only in excellent condition and with excellent coverage! What not to catch in the engines of frogs and stones together with dirt. The consequences of running away.
Yyy: overwhelmed by consequences
WOW: WOW WOW
Fuck it, fuck it!! to