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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4766
 04.05.2008
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I have now invented the phrase about small chicks.

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If you can’t catch, you can catch.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4765
 04.05.2008
Action "Gratulations to the deputies of the Estonian Parliament from May 9"
Thanks to the indifferent people, we have a list of postal addresses of Estonian parliamentarians who voted in the third reading for the destruction.
The Monument:

by mihhail.lotman@riigikogu.ee
olari.taal@riigikogu.ee
ken-marti.vaher@riigikogu.ee
andres.herkel@riigikogu.ee
tonis.lukas@riigikogu.ee
peeter.tulviste@riigikogu.ee
by armo.leinatamm@riigikogu.ee
by marko.mihkelson@riigikogu.ee

Please spread the list as widely as possible. Congratulations on May 9.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4764
 04.05.2008
He: I don’t want to listen to your gossip, I read Wikipedia.
We are always fighting! You already got to sit there!
All couples sometimes argue.
She: But not so often!
He said, “The source?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4763
 04.05.2008
Hollowed (00:29:40 4/05/2008)
Aida to Do

Mother of Blood! (00:30:05 4/05/2008)
Aida

Horseshoe (00:30:14 4/05/2008)
Started

Mother of Blood! (01:05:31 4/05/2008)
I slowly and erotically pull the snow-white socket from my left leg.

Horseshoe (01:07:41 4/05/2008)
With whose feet? My own or yours?

Mother of Blood! (01:08:20 4/05/2008)
Fuck the chair!

Horseshoe (01:08:45 4/05/2008)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4762
 04.05.2008
Zap: Tell a Tale
Men: What about what?
A good dentist :)
Mans: Well, he’s going through the city of Valuev, and he’s going to meet the Gopneks,
They ask him, “Are you not a good Santa Claus who distributes mobile phones?”
He responded to them.
"Not I am a good tooth fairy", he broke their teeth and flew on the wings of happiness))
And they lay happy.
And they gathered them in the courtyard and in the gardens.
Zap: * the breath *

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №4761
 04.05.2008
Armatura Zhelezkin : I understood that it was time to tie up with the Prince of Persia, when I dreamed that I was cracked in the audience, I became ashamed, I turned off time ago, and all OK...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4760
 04.05.2008
The company of 4 people was driving in the electric car: a young couple and an older couple, they are talking about something about their own... here the girl, not stopping to cheat about urgent affairs, with an innocent look aimed at depriving her young husband of a pimple on his forehead... the guy turned and begged:
– Dad, how can I explain to my wife that she doesn’t stick to me with pimples?
Can you tell my mother how to explain it?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4759
 04.05.2008
The intrigue: just the women have an inner rod - we have children to give birth, the rest is fisting. Men do not have that.
We have an external...
Intrigue: you have nonsense and not a stick, short, talking and with very predictable behavior
XyHTA: But it’s a nephritic :)
Yes, you won’t argue...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4758
 04.05.2008
It’s hard when a 60-year-old man who doesn’t speak English...
Troy Fallas is just the beginning.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4757
 04.05.2008
mishinoleg

There is another aspect here, people from ancient times called “it” what they could not explain or fear. So the words appeared: Sun, Heaven, Miracle and many more words, so I consider the link "UFO - It" quite justified.

izm
The window, the tree.

Were they afraid or could they not explain it?


The window. The first person who invented it intentionally could not explain it to the neighbors, digging an extra hole in the wall XD

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4756
 04.05.2008
I have a lot of shampoos!
Why do you have so much???? to
They all have different properties!! to
He: And I only have one... And with one property...
What is it??????? to
He: Washing the hair o_o

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4755
 04.05.2008
xxx> The most funny, in my opinion, is the fountain in front of the Palace of Sports at -20.
yyy>He probably works on the tool, and maybe on the alcohol :)
What you call a fountain is actually the technological cooling of the ice arena.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4754
 04.05.2008
This was at a festival:

XXX is
I go from the second half to the first on the road... there are three calves (not bad), drunk in the ass... two catch me for the ropes on the regulane, where the passage was hanging, and they start to pull in their sides and say - guy, fuck us.. all three.
You know, I just wasted.)

YYY
rgggggg


YYY
They kicked me too.

XXX is
Have you been raped? :)

YYY
No, thank God :D

YYY
But if she were alone... I’d have her ;)
or 2

YYY
But not 3

XXX is
Yes, and so on three...
I almost cried out of such generosity.)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4753
 04.05.2008
The xxx:
How I ate yesterday....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
The xxx:
Oh shit
YYYY :
He did not sleep at home at all.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4752
 04.05.2008
When five men fight against one, justice more often rests than wins.
Tagged: fucking
Have you ever tried to smile?
Yes, on the 3rd of last month...
Shaman: was it not then that the water in the sea won, 30 people died, and the teaques on the coast died?and :)
Filed to:scuco

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4751
 04.05.2008
Karpova is:
I have a full pop.

by Rogi4:
Poorly

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4750
 04.05.2008
When Bruce Benner is angry, he turns into Hulk, when Hulk is angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris gets angry, he turns into Anatoly Wassermann.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4749
 04.05.2008
Quaka 2, it is a toy of all times and peoples, it does not cease to stumble, you run, in one breath you roll a bunch of monsters, the leader immediately comes out, you with 2% of life without ammunition roll and him, joyfully you run to the exit and here you are pushed by the elevator :(

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4748
 04.05.2008
I spent the whole day at home, as the American did not slip from the couch before the calf, eaten, jerked, slept, briefly parasitized, the calf was walking on a stretched path of garbage from the telephone to the sorting, and then to the comp, fell and I was lazy to get up, I lay for five minutes on the floor, then my brother began to pin my feet, moving to my room, and say that I am jerking American amobe, and I was roasting choking...

I am seriously thinking about Darwin’s theory that labor made man a monkey, for today I have undergone a direct-proportional process and it has justified itself.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №4747
 04.05.2008
She is:
Are there unrealistic dreams?

He is:
I want a bigger penis... well he has me and so on more than the average, but it would be fun like 18-20 cm

She is:
You are a cute guy!

He is:
I care about the beautiful field! God, I do not ask for myself.

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