The conversation came about Haka - the ritual dance of the Maori, which is now danced by the New Zealand military for the vigour of the spirit.

XXX: No, well, this is how to peel your eyebrows and pull your tongue out to your beard... Well, in our understanding, it’s called "to cheat".

YYY: The language promoted in this way means the threat to devour the enemy.

ZZZ: Well, even the tongue is raised, not the member, for example. Threats are different.

xxx: I saw the ad today: you need cashers (vegetables, fruits). So he imagined, one treasurer is a vegetable, and the other is a fruit.

From the social network:
It’s angry when people exhibit themselves as something outstanding, like "Look how cool I am"Be more modest!!! to
Andrei is 25.

When comments are unnecessary.

1st At the missile field "hshpshmsh", in the N region, a new weapon was tested.
2nd In the N-region found a cat with three tails.

Well, why is all the most interesting, beautiful and, most importantly, perfectly suited in shops when there is no money?

"The name of the expanded composition of the Russian national team of hockey "
Have the hockeys been taken?

Humans originated from... reptiles.

I didn’t want to insult your religious feelings, but all mammals originated from reptiles. Reptiles of fish. Fish from the molluscs (meduses). Mollusks from Ameb.
So each of you is genetically a bit of an amoeba, and this is a scientific fact. Accept this already.

Among other things, cut your hair for three pennies - you'll look here next time, and you'll praise your friends. Well, the price is like in the basement with dull tools and radio chanson, and the quality of service is like in a civilian place.
It will not ruin for long.

xxx: I have a new dream – to open a broadcast show on the first channel, with only one microphone, and no one will interrupt anyone with whispers.

Moved to a new home. By chance, my aunt lives with us. He is innocent, gentle and absolutely naive. For her to put the laundry at 12 nights with a press at 1200 rpm just so, with the phrase "oh, I thought it would wash faster". So here. Neighbors from above, for a while, actively played the game of “the lion and the cowboy,” with all the characteristic loud screams and screams. Today my husband and I stand on the balcony, smoking, 2 o'clock at night. The car is 1200.
Something neighbor whispering at night has not been heard for a long time.
The machine louder.
The erection has disappeared.
It is not the result)

Theme: Fantastic
Ds: Blind
ds: soft sign itself somehow added, unintentionally. But he gave this German word the shade of the colourful Russian dubious verb.

Pricing in a hairdresser =)
I have a good friend, Alexander, the owner of a small establishment. I have been shaving for 10 years. Once upon a time, Sasha was not doing well. So he changed the name of his barber room from a hairdresser to a beauty salon, he himself became a stylist, and he raised the prices twice. And a miracle happened - the number of customers increased almost three times.

The short story of red eyes:

Q: What are you busy with?
I am collecting wines.
Tagged: on linux
WOW: launched from Android
to run on it cross assembler ms68000
HHH: Is he completely rattled?
WOW: just in the universe will be convenient on the phone to code
Q: The pervert, why did you buy Noot?
Not interested in the note.

A long time ago, when I was working for my uncle, we were there. Commercial director, reminiscent of a foxterier - a lot of noise, too little.
I often resorted to my comp with the introductory type, throw this urgent matter, this is a new urgent matter. A familiar situation.
But one day he struck me.
Let’s, he says, quickly, here’s what we’ll do. On my “noyout” brought an unwavering argument: “Acho? Everything is simple there! I’ve seen them do it.”

Go: I went to the lombard today sold the ring of this webca
Go: Shob he died
Go: Then went vodka bought a condom, a face from acne to wipe, and a baton of white.
My mom is calling, how I live. I am so happy with her.
Go: I did everything for today, I gave the ring to the lombard, I bought vodka, I will go home to rest.
Tagged: cake
Go: I proved later that it was not a camel.

The contractor is an infernal straw, even to look at it is scary, like a wild beast, not something to talk about. The chief is an Armenian aunt, I want to fall down and never talk at all. Historically, an epic match is inevitable, popcorn is purchased, seats are occupied. But still very scary, suddenly an explosive wave will hit.

It’s time to live expensive, to die expensive.
You have not tried to reproduce.

It was:
When I worked at the factory...

Someday I will write an NF novel and name the main character To.

xxx: here the guy writes, as he tells his daughter that he remembers the square joysticks with four buttons and a cross)
I remember that too.)
Is it time for me to have children too?

A friend came to our town for a business meeting. I got up early in the morning, decided to cut the time before the start and renew the haircut a little. The first hairdresser. When asked how to cut, and without a back-thinking answered: "That’s how it looks". The girl looked at the road clothes, spikes on her hands - and confidently took the machine under 1mm. When the guy got the gift of speech, he already realized that Buratino himself, preferred to laugh rather than argue. The meeting went well, Ch.