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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65206
 04.06.2012
<snooker> What can be done on a falling tree
<DryX> fucking!!! to
<stranger> fuck
<HATKA> fuck of course
<slyworm> fuck me!
<snooker> Well you are deeply concerned! In fact, it was a reference, not a question.
<snooker> Just url for some reason not inserted.
<slyworm> and what was the reference? About the fucking?
Snooker is breathing
<snooker> and... 

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65205
 04.06.2012
Title of the forum: Installing a screw on MacBook Pro or How to Sell Your Soul to the Devil

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №65204
 04.06.2012
Cat: What are your plans for today?
The potatoes should be cleaned.
Today, nothing can be done with the earth. Monday after the Three.
Fallen: Well, I don’t believe that.
Don’t believe, you just can’t... you can’t worry the dead.
Fallen: I have no dead in the garden.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №65203
 04.06.2012
Shindoku: By the way, did you know that Olivier was bisexual? Poker is it
Algol: read three times, Lawrence?
Or maybe I’m talking about salad.
Shindoku: No, the salad, the fucking. Did you not notice how he looks at everyone the same grain?

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65202
 04.06.2012
<xxx>: We still have condors hanging here in the office... So one of the condors hangs right above the forehead. And the installor, while there stood, constantly burned to him in the monitor... You would see his face when the message "PROVED, MONTAGE!!" :D

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65201
 04.06.2012
A tourist with the name "Traveller" is what, an honest warning about the conditions of flight and accommodation?! to

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65200
 04.06.2012
You are! Yes you! Non-learners who haunted the resource here with their noise about course diplomas!
Have you tried to do something in advance?Why did I do my diploma for 2 hours a day, simultaneously communicating in ask and drinking tea and finished it a week before pre-defense?
So if you don’t have the brains to plan your time, let it go!

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65199
 04.06.2012
Natalia was taken with her.
[electronicman] you have a double-edge fall!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №65198
 04.06.2012
Dialogue between two young people at a bus stop:

I watched TNT last night until 4 p.m.

2 of 2 ?

I had an operation on my eyes a month ago and I don’t want to lose sight again.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №65197
 04.06.2012
North Korea has allowed citizens to look out the window.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65196
 04.06.2012
Just just:
The exam tomorrow.
A: Please tell me
A: If I Costy will write SMS during the exam with questions will be quite stressful?
Q: Do you take the exam?
A: Yes ?
See also: XDDDDD

[ + 20 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65195
 04.06.2012
Naughty to do so?

We arrive in the bus on the flight field to our aircraft, in which we are now flying. Clearly, many are worried. And in the silence that came, already in the airplane itself, some frog whispers on the whole salon: "Daaa... Old man quite..."


[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65194
 04.06.2012
A friend gave me this idea:
If he goes anywhere, he takes with him a cane of three pieces or just something hard, even sand, or whatever he gets on the road, he gets into the cane.
Very often there are such sections of the road that neither to circumnavigate nor pass without damaging the car.
He went out, fell asleep and went on...Three cages are enough.
I know it’s shit, but what can we do?
I take the experience ;)

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №65193
 04.06.2012
Today is the first of June
Day of Protection of Children?
The internet has been cut off

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №65192
 04.06.2012
xxx: The dark lord, bearded heartcoat - a thumbless finger without a coalcoat
YYY: I have never heard such an interpretation of Lord of the Rings...

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №65191
 04.06.2012
<Razor> The guys who do after sex?
<D3v1lm4n> that... I hug her, talk about something
<xapaktep> the same stuff...
<Haxorz> when how
<Haxorz> I turn and fall asleep
<Haxorz> I am leaving
<Haxorz> blow it up ))
<Haxorz> press Alt-F4
<Haxorz> )))
<Dragneel> I buried it back
 

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65190
 04.06.2012
After yesterday, my husband was still drunk, he was following me all morning and told me how wonderful, beautiful and bright I was. After a while he approached me, looked at me for a long time, then said "Mda, I’m sober..."

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65189
 04.06.2012
We sit with the girl (D), we talk about the operation to remove the appendix:
D: I have never eaten and will never eat seeds!!! to
D: I don’t want an appendicitis cut off.
She said eating the last piece of pepper without spitting the seeds.
O_O

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №65188
 04.06.2012
A friend of the photographer has a photo of a five-year-old girl.
The commentary: daughter?
The girlfriend)
Logically, I also have a daughter. :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №65187
 04.06.2012
What did you write about personal qualities?

smart, smart, honest, fun, good memory and more... blin forgot (((

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