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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65166
 04.06.2012
root seven years ago demonstrated to a friend the work of IP-telephony on a laptop. Reaction of a friend: "You said that you don’t like foldable phones!"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №65165
 04.06.2012
In the third grade we have a boy, the son of the head of the local administration. This is another picture. No day is an adventure. He did something and took his teacher out. She read them a story about conscience at the next lesson, and he raises his hand: “What is conscience?” She – to him: “And that’s what you don’t have.” “Then (already from the words of a social teacher), he sits in the office and cries: “Why do we have everything at home: the television is there, the car is there, and the conscience is not?”and "

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №65164
 04.06.2012
From the Classic Forum:

xxx: "Aria Lensky" (where, where, you removed) I am looking for a minus! Please help with a minus, very much needed...Thank you.

UUU:"Where, where, did you remove?" This is from the scene "Discussions with the moderator"?)

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65163
 04.06.2012
There was no toilet paper in the store. I bought clothes in a box. It is not shameful to put it on the table.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65162
 04.06.2012
Who doesn’t want to be a superhero?
Tagged: superhero

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65161
 04.06.2012
Could you get married by calculation?
Julia: You know, I love money so much that it would be a love marriage anyway.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65160
 04.06.2012
Every minute, one car departs from the conveyor and immediately passes the crash test.
Maybe a test drive?
YYY: Well, although it is one and the same)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №65159
 04.06.2012
On the occasion of counting Hitler as a saint, say - and how can a suicide person not go to hell according to the canon?
I know about religion only from movies, maybe I’m wrong.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №65158
 04.06.2012
He has been married to a Bulgarian woman for almost 30 years.
Pilates probably?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65157
 04.06.2012
In Ghana, a cargo plane crashed into a bus.

Can I wait for a submarine on a pedestrian crossing?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №65156
 04.06.2012
About searches in the hubs:
<xxx> Prometheus won porn in 3.5 hours
<yyy> also gave fire to people.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65155
 04.06.2012
I think it’s the name for the store. The technology "white wind digital" was invented not quite healthy people?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №65154
 04.06.2012
I don’t know what to put on the avatar.
Put the fuck.
Why...?
Let him stand somewhere.

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