xxx: Personally, I’m removing stickers not because they’re fashionable, but because they spoil the appearance of the device.
YYY: Okay, what about the one who had no stickers on the bucket in principle? and :)
Please tell me what a laptop is :)
MacBook Pro 13"
Zzzz: Don’t get out of it.
YYYY : )

The June. 5 the class. The Summer Practice. The children were taken to church. Something was told there, showed them, and then explained which candles to put. have put.
The next day. Parents of children in hysteria, in turn call the class leader - half the class of children put candles to the whole family for rest, the other half does not remember where to put. A nice pop calls, explains the situation. Pope’s verdict: “God will do it himself.”

I read announcements.
Three very young pigs, weighing about 50 kg, who have not even had time to see true love, on Friday evening will go under the knife and on Saturday morning will be brought to the city. It is with great pleasure to come with you to the shelters in enameled dishes.

I was crying))

According to the agency, the man was shot down when the Kudrin BMW-750 car with the "flash" turned on was driving towards the center along the separation lane. According to the source, the blow turned out to be not strong, and the shot man after the accident escaped.
c) The Rambler
The beaten man stands up, sees a flash, Kudrina, and with the scream of Emanarot, Vrotmnenogi begins to run away.

and Anka:
I read here where that for weight loss coal you need to drink activated, I looked at all this results zero..and says: you read well? Coal should be discharged and not drunk.

A letter from the Ministry of Finance with the recommendation to tax the income tax of drinking water by an office employee.
One of the comments:
Drinking water and paying taxes.
received a tax deduction.

A call in the middle of the night, a friend calls. I thought something important. I take the phone, there are hellish screams: "Fuck, House wants to cut off his leg!!!" and then go on.

Leo: Well, he’s a bit crazy, but funny. He was in an accident last year, clinical death was, drowned. From the hospital when he left, put the status in aske "age 24 years, aptim 41 days" :))

I am standing in the store of advanced mint beer buys
Professional bottle
Seller: No such
The goat give ept.

I go to a friend (D), drink a beer... I wanted to go to the toilet, went, and walked from there:
I: I smoke in the toilet, or I like to bite and smoke at home!
D: Kuri, just don’t tell your neighbors about it, no sound insulation.
A man’s voice is heard across the wall of the toilet: “So I like to fuck and smoke.”
The Curtain

According to the article, 82% of students enrolled at the Moscow University’s Faculty of Journalism, including 15 EGE students, failed to dictate.
one of the comments: "this is such a powerful flashmob of first-class students
In order to attract attention to the Albanian language and make it the second state language! and "

Yyy: You can’t imagine how cool it is when you can tell your girlfriend jokes about small breasts without fear.

of the conversation.
(x)... yes, it is time to write a will.
Oh, write me something!
(x) The Light cannot be so mercantile. I will tell you to be kind, honest, to obey your mom, dad, and future husband.
If I listen to my mom and dad, I’ll never get married!! to

A young but well-known fantasy writer told us behind the pit at Aelita’s picnic that he wrote his first novel at the age of 25 to impress a girl he was irresponsibly in love with.
xxx> we ask him - well, she eventually read it?
he - only after he came out on paper, and she got married, and my husband became a fan of my novels, and forced her to read :D
xxx> Anka our, thoughtfully - yeah... you didn't hide the pig that girl put under... directly avenged.

“When someone’s child says some obvious nonsense, I want to say, ‘Well, what a little stupid bitch?’ I love kids, yes.

Just shock (or chic, who likes it the most)
painting with oil: Novosibirsk, Marx's Square, for non-locals I will explain - an eternal gathering of Gypsies, Churks, Alkas, Gopniks and Majorists on cars near the TC. On Thursday, heat below 30 degrees, a crowd of Gypsies of 20, looking for a victim, rubs around the parking lot. Toyota Mark2, tinted in a circle with open front windows. During the driving cycle, another man drinks some type of coca-like liquid. It is natural to get to the urn and throw out the bottle - above its dignity, as a result of which the bottle trivially flies on the sidewalk. From the crowd of Gypsies breaks out a aunt, raising a bottle and with the words "Home is rubbish!He meticulously throws a bottle through the window into the car... the courage to deal with the crowd of Gypsies in the boy is not visible, the windows are closed, the car leaves in an unknown direction.
Applauded by standing 😉

<KatriN> good night
<inter> good night
<Badun> nihuya he is not good
<Badun> give a cigarette five... and then there will be the norm ))
<Badun> or pieces at least three (
<inter> or one...
<Badun> the bull...
<inter> just a filter
<inter> foil from package
<Kenny> to see who is smoking
<inter> photo of cigarettes
<Kenny> film with Oleg Tabakov

Rei: It was very good now, generally:
I, a little white girl under an orange umbrella, am waiting for a tram. It rains, there are no trains. I feel someone standing next to me, I turn around and I see that a huge uncle, a tough one, with a beard, in a shirt, and a guitar on his shoulder, is attached to me under the umbrella. I frightened in misunderstanding glanced at him, and he was so complaining to me, rounding his eyes: "Sorry, please, I just have a wet beard..."

Gay, Kiev proved that if you name yourself correctly, for example "March of Consensus" and carry the correct slogans - "Government, do with us what you want", "Let us kiss everywhere",the gay parade can still be held. Think about...

(@Protey) fucking, I read excerpts from the history of illness. Really
(@Protey) The patient did not live a sexual life before the arrival of the ambulance.
The patient is active in bed, often changing poses.
(@Protey) When examining the external genital organs, no violations were detected - eggs in the scrotum.
(@Protey) The patient is in deep depression and is constantly crying. Besides, she seems to be somewhat upset.
(@Protey) Diagnosis: A flat wound of the right rear hemisphere.
(@CfYz) the half pocket???? to
(@Protey) Record in a woman’s medical card: "Member without pathology".