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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129028
 04.06.2016
"...Morality is the negligence of climbing the pillars’

It is impossible not to climb the pillars if you are a cat.
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A cat in Boromir's position: You can't just take it and not climb on the pillar.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №129027
 04.06.2016
Of the set of three phenomena: the presence of children, order in the house, normal psyche - you can have only two at the same time.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №129026
 04.06.2016
"You will get old in the arms of young alphons, or one at all, if you’re shy...."
So, how to get old in the arms of young bodies, this is the direct dream of the average olaluch. And as for old age surrounded by the nuts of alphons, this is a direct curse. Rude direct male logic

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129025
 04.06.2016
10 years ago: Hurra! The Friday! The Beer! The grandmother! The Disco!
Today is the day: Hurra! The Friday! to spy!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129024
 04.06.2016
>>> It is impossible not to climb the pillars if you are a cat

A doubtful assertion. When I saw how easily cats jumped on a two-meter fence, I had the impression that they didn’t fly just because they were lazy.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129023
 04.06.2016
Played here in horror, everything right, darkness, rare screamers, the plot is not bad, but the most interesting, the constant whisper, barely distinguishable, kept me all the time in tension.

However, I had to get out of the game, I realized that I still hear that whisper... And here, sitting on the bricks, in the midst of devil’s ghostly voices, I understand the word....

The result. Headsets hunting radio is evil!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129022
 04.06.2016
Many years ago in a distant childhood. Brother offered a game - we open the book in random places and if the page is straight, then I scatter him, if not straight - he is me. We have opened this book a bunch of times and every time the page is not straight. Having gotten scratches, not sick, but offensive, I was already on the verge of hysteria when I looked at the number of another page on the turn and came to me...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129021
 04.06.2016
From the point of view of a tablet, a man is a discharge device.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129020
 04.06.2016
The Apprentice:
Played here in horror, everything right, darkness, rare screamers, the plot is not bad, but the most interesting, the constant whisper, barely distinguishable, kept me all the time in tension.
However, I had to get out of the game, I realized that I still hear that whisper... And here, sitting on the bricks, in the midst of the devil’s ghostly voices, I understand the word...
The result. Headsets hunting radio is evil!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129019
 04.06.2016
Local rain is evil. You run into the bus, you go out through 3 stops in a wet jacket with a current umbrella onto a sunny street, and everyone looks at you as if you’ve just returned from the Amazon swamps.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129018
 04.06.2016
Men are like princesses. Here he all such for himself the most wonderful will write Vkontakte or on the dating site "Hello" and awaits that you in response to the conversation will entertain him, and then, maybe, you will invite to a date, well, and then he will come to visit you. Well, he will think, of course, boosts, or many of us here, and he is so wonderful. And if you write so modestly in response, "Hello," then everything is in response to silence: guess whether his vocabulary has ended, or whether he was offended that you did not distract him with a pleasant conversation of acki geisha...

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129017
 04.06.2016
Are people who write "" instead of """ leftists?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №129016
 04.06.2016
Let’s go with Leah today. The rain fucking. Leha goes, looking under my feet, I am on the sides of the eye. I looked at the vitrine some, I hear behind my back a deaf blow: Leha from all the way fit his forehead into the lantern pillar. Very well fit - the consciousness has left the body, the blood is splashing. I am in panic, let me call an ambulance. A crowd is already gathering around. The ambulance arrived literally two minutes later. They pressed the body and went to the hospital. Something struck him on the way, he woke up. I wonder what kind of shit this fool is looking at. The answer is brilliant: I, he says, just bowed my head so that the glasses didn't fall in the rain - the hell will be wiped off afterwards. I blink, I ask, and what, in fact, prevented him from removing his glasses in the envelope during the rain. Not so bad vision not to see the pillar in the middle of white day. The answer just killed me: “Are you a fool? Without glasses, I can’t see well, but I can’t see anywhere.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129015
 04.06.2016
According to the laws of aerodynamics, May bats should not fly.
Theoretically, the May bush is a Boeing with a motor from a motorbike.
When the wing of the beetle moves downwards, a lifting force is created and in addition to it, due to some turn of the wing, a pulling force is also created. At the same time, there is also a sinking of air into the space between the wing and the wing. At the bottom dead point, the wing of the beetle unfolds and changes the angle of attack. Now, when moving upwards, the wing pushes out the air from the space under the overwing. Moreover, the resulting air stream creates both the lifting force and the pulling force at the same time, since this stream is directed at an angle down and back. Thus, it turns out that the May beetle has a combined flying and reactive flight.
If the May Beetle had read THIS, he would have killed Apsten without thinking.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129014
 04.06.2016
From the comments to "Spring":

Multi is great. Even the cat was sitting in the TV.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129013
 04.06.2016
Love against calculation.
Will there be female candidates? 28 years old, wellined but not beautiful, 2-2.5 thousand. U is. Every month, and all ahead in financial terms. There are no children, an apartment, in the prospect of buying a house. The character is not heavy, but in case of difficulties at work I can hardly pay attention for weeks.
Requirements: care for the house, cooking-washing-cleaning-other (calling a housewife or ordering food without mutual consent is deducted from the content). Sometimes you will have to sit next to me until I fall asleep, make a coffee and say that I’m smart, beautiful and I’ll get everything done (honesty is not required), call a doctor and take care in case of illness.
To sleep with me, in every sense, is not necessarily a separate room can provide. Observe hygiene, take care of yourself, be able to support a conversation (themes range from astronomy and literature to cartoons and fairy tales). Don’t drive lovers into the house. Marriage and romance in the form of "I love, I cannot" - not to offer.

I don’t leave contacts here while I just study the market.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129012
 04.06.2016
Looking at the mess that mankind has done on an infinitely small, on the scale of the universe, piece of matter called the planet Earth, you involuntarily come to the conclusion: the rumors about the divine nature of man are greatly exaggerated.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129011
 04.06.2016
Notice that some of the search results are hidden in accordance with the Federal Law of 13.07.2015 No. 264-ФЗ.

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This is the most valuable! with Varese and so on. He works on Hurricane.
Go by the name of this link and you get a concentrate of links to the desired info. And don't have to go, look for it - everything has already been checked for you.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129010
 04.06.2016
30 years old with a hundred a month.
Ready to sit on your farm in every sense at least now. Not proud at all, I clean well, cook great, do massages, lick everything, support for life. The figure is excellent, especially the pop, the face is ordinary, well-maintained and smooth. You don’t need an iPhone, a sea, a shirt or a catch. 21 years, technical education, red diploma, gold medal, work remotely in an international corporation.
I understood your conditions, my conditions – you tolerate both my lovers and one mistress.
Manic-depressive psychosis and taking antidepressants/neuroleptics depending on the phase
With love, your Dolcinia.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129009
 04.06.2016
Response to "Spring":

Very different people leave, as a rule, those who do not have very much in their homeland, but, due to some narrowness, they are looking for a reason in everything but themselves.

In my homeland I paid 100k rubles a month, in foreign countries I paid 10k backs. I look for the reason in myself.

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