Murphy’s Law of Music: Any artist at a concert will always have a song you don’t know, but everyone will sing it in a choir.

The extermination of mankind I will begin with those who consider the “dullness” of goats a problem. Do not expect a quick and easy death.

From Khabr, from the discussion of the discovery of the Higgs boson:
This is a fake — info 146%.The Hings Boson will be found on December 21.
WOW: No, on December 21, the Higgs Boson will find those who discovered it.

XX: solve the problem of physics.
There is a body of an average weight of 125 kg and a four-storey 16-storey house under construction.
The elevation to the floor is carried out by marches in 11 steps and the height of one floor is 3 meters
The climb to one floor goes through two marches.

XH: The question of the task:

How much was the body that came to the 12th floor saw that the marches above were not installed, and to get to the 16th floor had to go through another entrance?

Long struggled with the girl, not seen for a long time, decided to meet in the cafe:
I: the sun, I will show the focus, I will move the table without the hands
She: (silently, on the ear) you move the table, and I sweep the chair.

From the resume on the job search site, section "your strong qualities":
"In my opinion, I have a brilliant speech ‘I can speak literally and beautifully..."

This is how the deceived expectations appear - it may "be beautifully stated", but for some reason it was a lie...

CKuB: Here I saw –
"Yesterday made an order at "Julmarte". In the comment to the order wrote "Until 13:00 do not call!". I go to bed late, I get up late. Today at 10:30 am I call. I wake up, I take the phone... From there:
Hi to you! You have here in the comment written "Do not call for an hour". That’s what, I’ll call back later, right?"

CKuB: So that’s the shit. I have a neighbor on the top, a mody opera artist, who begins to sing at 7 a.m. so that the whole house is stuck.
I went somehow to the country, in the evening I go to bed fairy happy - I will spit out in silence, neither neighbor nor garbage, in the village there is silence...
At 9 in the morning:
Isn’t it you knocking on my battery?

The xxx:
Maybe at least the Russian language will be returned to schools!!! I don’t know what to do with these languages!

YYYY :
Not a tongue, but an anchor.
Not in the school, but in the ass.
They will not return, they will return.
for this fucking “go” and fucking puppets.

How good in the world to walk alone from the noisy station.
YYY: After all, if you call friends with you, you can go to jail for an illegal rally.

Well, vitamin C is delicious, ATP is very painful, pearls are useful and blue pills, B12 is red, and bromhexin is green, as a result, the patient is happy that he is treated with an understanding of the case.
I agree very much, colleague, I’ll give you an answer. Give it, let’s give it a point!

Oh fucking! So that’s why this sheep wanted to cure me of acute gastritis with biseptol. Because he’s fucking red!! to

XXX: Leha today by the knife passed)
YYY: What is it? Where is? When is?
XXX: at work
xxx: asked him to make a meeting with a very important person and to ban the negotiation.
xxx: and uncle came earlier and I led into the first free negotiation.
Leha rushes to us and says, “Shan, what is the name of that shit?” I missed the hope."
xxx: Uncle stands up, stretches his hand and radiantly smiling says: "Pysyuka is called Vitaly Vladimirovich!"
XXX: Leah was rapidly sweaty)))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY))))

C forums of goji:

Xallas85: By the way about skyrim, for the new year, when everyone was covered on the table and we were already beginning to use "for appetite," one of the comrades sat down and rubbed in skyrim, he was a bit afraid of what was going on around. We decided at the time that he was a drug addict, well, once the skyrim, we put a pot on his head. So this cattle, just moved the pot so that she did not close her eyes and continued to play.

Finally, the advertisement in the net learned that I was a female. On the banner of some beef browser instead of a breastplate in a armor lift - a muscular man in a armor. They know they need a natural girl.

How to neutralize a small malfunction in the operating system? Shake it until it collapses and reinstall the screw with a clear conscience.

Nata Svift joins the c_plus_plus conference
<Nata Svift> Hello to everyone. I have a question
<cutwater> ooo woman )))
<ForNeVeR> A woman? What is it?
<0xd34df00d> ForNeVeR: an object from real life.
<0xd34df00d> ForNeVeR: Don’t get distracted, write the code.

From the discussion of the title of the series "The customer is always dead"("Six Feet Under")

xxx: they, dottles can not translate normally in English...for example, always dead sounds like alveos alpha, not six legs, boring fools=)))

Have you played Stalker?
– not
There are two monsters. The controller carries the brain telepathically. and blood sucker - it just sucks out the brain. It feels like we work with their children.

Why I love my girls :)

Katya has fallen here.
Katya is not a server. He himself rises.

sent by Travka

Spam – Do you want to increase your company’s sales?
I hate it! They have stopped thinking about my member!

XXX: Are you mocking me?! to
Yyy: No, I dominate you ;))