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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17797
 04.07.2009
I watched this scene yesterday.
Children from 7 to 8 years of age played football. One girl cried out loudly: "Oil, oils"
Passing by the guy commented: "Scuco, children in the browser play"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №17796
 04.07.2009
The more we drink for health, the less it remains.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №17795
 04.07.2009
I heard and read what happened, but now I got a sms:
“Hello to you! Please give me 300 rubles. necessarily
Return to. and Sanya.” He replied, “Hello! I only have 500.
and paper. Throw me to this number 200, and I will give you 500.” I await...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №17794
 04.07.2009
from 1 July 2009 for obtaining a driver's license in Moscow and
St. Petersburg will have to pass an additional test on the site:
“The probation.” The test subject will have to sit in a special metal box.
at least 2 hours, without trying to move from place. every three
minutes will pass by with the whisper and the sounds of the sirens to fly through the basin with the shit,
Imitation of the government cortex. The test will be considered
If the test has been carried out at least in the first 40 years
He will never say the word “Pidara”. Representative of Press Service
GAI Radar Zasadov told our correspondents that in case of success
The initiative can be implemented throughout the Russian Federation.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №17793
 04.07.2009
Hour of Pick. The streets burst, crowds run away. and suddenly!) People run out of the car from the local TV, put a camera, start filming. They scream on the passers - get out of the picture! Go away immediately! You are stopping the TV from working!! to
And then the host sadly says to the camera, against the background of an empty street: "Look. See how empty our streets are. Crisis, comrades, people do not leave the houses... "
Believe in the zombie.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17792
 04.07.2009
My wife and I have a convenient way to archive shoes on vacation, her shoes easily fit into my as a mattress :) space is 2 times less

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №17791
 04.07.2009
Coventry (01:56:11 3/07/2009)
Are you going to the beach or are you going to the balcony?

S.M (01:56:53 3/07/2009)
I blink from the monitor.

Coventry (01:58:25 3/07/2009)
OMG, girl, what color are you?

S.M (01:59:55 3/07/2009)
Rgb

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №17790
 04.07.2009
We congratulate IT Happens with the 1024th anniversary quote.we wish it doesn't turn into a boring g...You only give interesting stories!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17789
 04.07.2009
I adore my country.
I tell in order. My boyfriend and I were raised in the old traditions, kissing on the street, everyone in sight, embarrassed. So one day, in search of solitude, they went to kiss in the forest. We walked a few kilometers deep in the forest, but there were always the same kissing couples. When, finally, we went into the forest so far that we were left alone, and began to greedy kiss, then appeared a grandmother in a towel and began to scream on us that the youth has broken up, kisses in the sight of all. O_O

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №17788
 04.07.2009
XX: I thought I was playing great chess, and he pulled me off great.
How does he play chess?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17787
 04.07.2009
Pendoza does not have a concept of "Malaya Arnautskaya" =)

My sister told me. She was riding her fellow at school in the United States. Some of the courses, Hz. I went to a lecture and didn’t touch anyone. After the class, the Aborigines with the blinking eyes tick on the emblem on his jeans D&G =) say, what, Dolce Gabanna? O_O

without being confused:

Oh yeah... oh yeah! We are all dressed like that :)

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