X: How do you feel about this hotel?

Y: It is really great! The towels there were so soft and voluminous that I barely closed the suitcase.

Xxx: Hello to you. Have you just called me?
YYY: Nothing has been done by myself.
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I ride on the sea, I sit in a 5-star hotel on the balcony, the night, the silence, the pool under the balcony, and here suddenly a man runs on the grass to the pool with the screams "BL*T DO NOT hold me all straight!and "

Valya: It is a pedestrian
Kroshka: What is it?
Valya: throw, now with my lying in bed, I am so relaxed, I cling to him and say that I am ready with him at least to the end of the world, and I am not afraid of anything nearby
Valya: And he’s like that – oh, go down the basements of our ten-story buildings without the lights of rats we pursue?
Valya: and lies rugged in the ceiling
Kroshka: This is shit.
Kroshka: Glad we didn’t go.

xxx: what are you doing?
I am playing Heroes 3.
XXX is what?
YYY removed you from your contact list

I live apart from my parents, sometimes at night.
I sit with my mom and have breakfast.
Remember how you woke me up before? Wake up and sing!
My mom looked so cleverly.
Daughter, get stuck and swallow.

From contact, graph ' Activities':

In my free time, I ping 127.0.0.1 packages with increasing size and quantity, I try to get more answers, chees for 1ms.

In the air there was a feeling...
YYY: the feeling of wi-fi'ah.

MarchCat is Hello. How a weekend?
by Nyquist: Hi
Nyquist: not very, grandma hunting
MarchCat: aaah, me too...and I pulled my hand out yesterday...

Yesterday, two banks shut down.
I: Listen to...
Olya is no!
I: Okay...

I opened a window in the ash to change status, and there "I am a rare idiot".

I put a tile and closed it.

I lie on the couch, throwing a tennis ball in the wall. I throw, I catch, I throw, I catch, I throw, I don’t catch, he hits the wall behind me, and he hits me in the right egg.

Are you at work?

A friend from Turkey arrived.

When you arrived, how did you rest?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Thank you, the vacation was successful. Not counting only almost every second drunk fool who oreth "Taaaaagiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyil!"

I came from the army, I am preparing for the EGE. Tasks are delivered...

Three friends study in the classroom – Anya, Vanya, Kolya. The children were given a math tasks at home. Arriving in the class, the children told the teacher the following information: if Anja solved the task, then Vanya did not decide or Sasha solved the task. If the task was decided by Vanya, it was not resolved by Anja and it was not resolved by Sasha. If Sasha decided the task, then she and Vanya decided, well, and so on.

In the place of a teacher, I would have figured out before checking homework, first of all, where, fucking, collie went? And secondly, where did Sasha come from?

The stomach consists of only three foods... don’t eat them and you’ll lose weight quickly!
Fats, carbohydrates and proteins - these are the foods :)

Tavareschu Phu
Puch: (the town is not big, the director was pleased at work, said that to help the girl took me, the secretary that - Natalie call)
Yesterday decided to walk with a friend, drink a beer, in the prospect to meet the girls. I drank, sat on the bench in front of two charming creatures, I come to meet.
I am a girl, can you make a company, serve a ice cream?
She’s gone naughty, we and the Webes don’t get to know.
Sit down to the laughing friend, continue to drink, then the dialogues of the girls:
They said that I would help some boss with papers, well there drawing.
Is the boss young?
I didn’t see him, he was in a rookie.
I don’t believe my ears...
I approach and ask:
My name is Natasha?
Yes, but how do you know? 0 - O
I was not in the Growth, but in the Growth Surveillance, drawing documents. Has the medical commission passed?
It is no, it is 0
I can't go by, I don't need such a fucking helper!
I should have seen her face 😉

That’s right, there’s nothing a girl to do when she doesn’t get to know webcams!!! to

I want to sell a cat!!! to
xxx: Lovely, obedient, beautiful, sensible, puffy...
XXX is blushed.
No... I won’t sell it!

DiW: I noticed that a girl was flirting with a guy. He threw her the song Kisha "Eli the flesh of men". and stopped.

Only in Russian the words "bite" and "put" are synonyms.

XXX (08:09:19 3/07/2011)
you would have seen me yesterday: loaded in the laundry machine, put on the "delicate, fast, 800 twists"... first, - long to wait for this "fast"))
XXX (08:11:06 3/07/2011)
Secondly, when the mates had already begun to end, I had to ride on the machine because she decided to jump in the bathroom... and then I remember the unspoken, ride on the washing machine traveled three square meters xD