She is:
Why don’t you answer my question: "Hello, how do you"?
He is:
I’m used to ignoring spam.

I have a cat. Now I wonder how to call it. Does anyone have suggestions?

Yyy: Call it “D’Ivoire” and you’ll have your own Ivory Coast.

Qqq: What can encourage in the morning better than a strong mill coffee?
QQ: A piece of cake? mmm...
www is mined.
Qqq: blaat, and you won’t argue... =(

The Chereshnya:
I would read in the dream of the coming...
The Mad Dog:
Respect your parents.
The Chereshnya:
:D

On September 1, a woman goes into the store with her son and asks, “Are you getting sausages?” A wife to a son - here you see even the sauces

Alcohol: shit, the letters L and R on the headphones have gone away now I don’t know where to go.
fozzy: nothing, the main thing to put in the different ears.

Today morning on mail 2 news in a row:

"Traditional gay parade takes place in Madrid"

"GIBDD employees celebrate professional holiday"

I have to go to Madrid =)

Q: I didn’t go to the cage at all. I don’t use hemp. I shake my hands with my own resistance.
NN: How is it?
Well, with one hand in the other I cling and crawl. Resistance is identical to living weight. As isometrics, only with movement.
NN: AAA is clear. How about the chest? There is no dispute there! And push-up will not give such results.
Well, here is a living weight, called Small.)
The NN:?? to
Q: Well, I was pressed off before, I had little weight in the fall. Well, I clicked on the little girl (she was 9 years old), put her on my back and started to squeeze. And normally, I did a hundred compressions... And then recently I was surprised to find that the little girl is 16 years old, and she weighs 50 kilograms, and I still have a hundred on her back...

I met on the social network with a beautiful girl. Well, correspondence, compliments... Started communicating on Skype using a webcam. We agreed to meet at the bar. And then the dialogue:

I: I’m waiting for you to get hot and you’ll take off your dress.

Girl: And why? We will see you tomorrow.

It is broken =)

by Bearry