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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17817
 04.07.2009
Comments to the video on which a UFO is imprinted. There is a lot of controversy about whether this video is real or fake. The opinions of the participants were divided by about 50:50. Killed the last comment, after which the discussion ended: "Boys, look at the narrative of this video, in the place where the object flies closest to the camera. You are not bothered by the inscription "OpenGL" on THE OBJECT?"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17816
 04.07.2009
Why do you think that if you are a child, you are a minor?

Authorship (c)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17815
 04.07.2009
XX: ha, the perversion My friend is a real fool.
Twenty-first: he decently managed, and when he realized that his life is not going very well, he developed a wild plan to climb to a bright future.
XX: After the salary, this lump has melted all the money. The house paid, Inet paid, the rest is for the sacrifice.
XX: And this is what he wrote to me later:
"I am tired of eating. I am tired of watching TV. I am tired of the internet. But there is nothing more to do, shit!! I think I know Zen. I managed to joke myself and at the same time I have nothing to say to myself=)"

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17814
 04.07.2009
The street brought me up!

Zzz: The Sesame Street?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17813
 04.07.2009
I went to the dentist for another visit today. The first was to Volgograd. She: where you were these six months, I then put you a type of arsenic, I thought you were already alive...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №17812
 04.07.2009
Warlock: shit, I saw the jewellery funny in the store, my should like it, I think in honor of what to give... There are no holidays nearby... If it is just so, suddenly it is... Probably, you have to get drunk properly, as a result of which she will be offended by me, and this is as if in a sign of reconciliation to give... In the end, everyone should stay happy...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17811
 04.07.2009
After a little girl took her seat in the subway, I realized that it was worth it to shave her beard.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17810
 04.07.2009
I am not upset at all, just the world around me today is so upset and bold that I look somewhat unseen in its background.

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17809
 04.07.2009
Are there other people who don’t play a fucking farmer?
Buy better for yourself on Tetris, well on the edge of Tamagochi.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №17808
 04.07.2009
It would seem that a reversed world is where the fish fly high, the birds swim deep, and on the fence the word MEL is written by a fox.

In fact, the overturned world is where the taxpayers are engaged in armed robbery, prosecutors sit for 9 years for bribery, GIBDD employees are drunk pressuring people, and drug control officers die from overdose in the department sauna. c) Anton Nosik

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17807
 04.07.2009
The photo shows a small donkey sitting on a branch, and next to it stands a girl and as if putting the donkey’s shoulder, and that almost half crossed her shoulder.
Signature under the photo: "In the box"
I long thought where to put the emphasis.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17806
 04.07.2009
Gorynych: A new toy store "Audacious World" has been opened for children of hoppies.
Etherlord: Do the hoops have children? 0 - O
No shit they’re multiplying caps.
here fucked the gopneg kapko she hour lyed and the hook in her already a new gopneg

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17805
 04.07.2009
Do you have visual or auditory memory?
Little Crazy Ghost: The Girl

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17804
 04.07.2009
The number of unemployed in Russia since the end of April has decreased by about 0.5%, or 20 thousand. One in a week"

They die of hunger. No other way.

gdr.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №17803
 04.07.2009
The Ice Age 3. Protein chooses between nuts and females, a long pause. My husband and wife sit next to me.

Man: Do not act!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №17802
 04.07.2009
Tiger is a great multifunctional device - cat and shredder at the same time :)

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17801
 04.07.2009
Secrets of Beauty. You want to have a big bust that makes your breasts beautiful. Put the chopsticks down and hold for half an hour.

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17800
 04.07.2009
Under the window for a year there is a kiosk selling wine and vodka products. It is called the eternal call. and ppc.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №17799
 04.07.2009
You regret something... at all.

Nadusha: of course I want to learn, to find a good work of a husband! what would I be a worthy person) and what do you want from life?

Please read the question...

I want to go to the Oracle Park and my friends don’t!

Dimka: I’ll try to ask a different question: what actions, frostbite do you regret?

Jumping with a parachute)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №17798
 04.07.2009
XXX: I saw in Karuseli ungased tomato juice....a new goal in life appeared - to look at the carbonated!!!! to

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