From Nevada:
What is the difference between Shaurma and Shaurma? The first is made from chicken and the second from chicken.

We are discussing something, we cannot decide.
Wife - well, what your intuition tells you, well, these two TIRTS on your shoulders.

There is probably a moment in every person’s life when they want to take hostages and demand a helicopter, $2 million and a bottle of light beer.
and two.
Better two

Loki: Visualizers at work (by education - architect) are actively trying to plant for a project that others do not have time for:

- Let's do a little, there people will connect later!
No guys, I am not an architect.
What is written in your diploma?! to
The lie!! to

Maybe we will finish, right?
It is ===
All we have, from the same kilogram of chicken and kilogram of potatoes - soup and the second for 2-3 days for a 80-kilogram male. I cook myself and I know where it comes from.
Good appetite to all!

I am very happy for those who have nothing or almost nothing going down. = o )
In principle, you can wipe the bones on a super mill (Japanese, PMSM, invention), and make it something edible.
And now let’s count a little more, dear crows. and c)
From the aforementioned kilograms of potatoes and chicken we get - even more than in my bits - potatoes in uniforms and cooked chicken.
1) You will not get sick from them in a couple of weeks (the number is conditional)?
Without breakfast and dinner, can you do it too? Or do you have to drop a portion of "for 2-3 days" for one?
3) Bread, salt, sugar, milk, butter, greens, tea and coffee, eggs, cheese and many other solemn march pass the MIMO tribune. Hurra comrades!

In short, the shit did nothing. Someone has a decent salary, others don’t.
Someone barely gets enough potatoes, someone in Maasdam has a little hole...
Someone bad moscovites are preventing to live normally in the Far East, somebody "someone"blowed in the nose at the tram stop...
Comparing is one thing, but facing the forehead is quite another, "Nessis pa?" ((c) Professor Vybegalo).
The more we cheat on each other, the easier it is for us to control.

I will answer:
by this:
People with children under 10 years of age should be banned from entering cafes, restaurants, public places, and generally on the street. Your child is your problem.

I don’t understand, among us there are aliens, who started off from their parents at the same time 20 years old, smart, educated and educated?
– – – – –
No, I didn’t leave my parents clever. But yes, I was educated. I spoke to strangers ONLY with the permission of my parents and at the wish of people, I did not scandal in the shops (one-time was, my mom wanted me to buy a good toy, in our family such purchases were extremely rare, and I relyed on a poor cat for 9 copies and my mom was ashamed to buy such a treasury), I did not stick to others, I did not knit or mourn. Yes, maybe a breast baby can sneeze and there’s nothing you can do – he’s small. But children 3-4-5 years old need to be raised. Why should I watch such a juvenile puppy pull his pins in my plate when his mom is drinking beer? What do kids do at the bar? And no, I’m absolutely not eager to understand that children are “happiness” and that’s all. Happiness is the future of educated and educated people, with whom I will be happy to deal in old age. And to all the irresponsible parents who spit on their spinoffs - a curse to the grave board.

The store. At the shelf stands a man with a leaflet and dictates the seller a list of goods. The seller puts everything on the shelf.
And salt please.
Seller: Iodized or ordinary?
This is what she asked in vain. The man was dead.

For the tobacco:
I am a smoker with experience, I do not only smoke at home under the blanket. But I try to do it so as not to disturb others (I walk away from people so that my smoke does not reach others). I have never been asked about smoking. I’m not just writing to boast, I’m doing this: Respect each other, and you’ll be happy!!!!!!!!!! to

The Habr:
fff: You give a blog of the Russian Post. Many are looking forward to him here...
ddd: Glowing the dented blades of their combat tails.

This is:
by this:
People with children under 10 years of age should be banned from entering cafes, restaurants, public places, and generally on the street. Your child is your problem.

I don’t understand, among us there are aliens, who started off from their parents at the same time 20 years old, smart, educated and educated?

No is. But among us there is a huge number of outsiders who bring their grandchildren to the restaurant/café/bar, without having trouble explaining them the rules of conduct in a public institution. As a result, children are carried between tables, whipping the waiters, whispering, feeding and looking into the mouth of other visitors. And happy parents either look at them peacefully, or are too busy with each other and friends to notice that they are not alone in the institution. And on requests to calm the children - naive blinking of the eyes and "What will I do, they're kids!"

And the kerosene...
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Olive oil on fire :)
I will honestly tell you that quitting smoking is a child’s stunt compared to sitting on a diet and on proper nutrition. Your alleged nicotine addiction is an excuse for the weak! and self deception. I quit smoking myself. To deceive yourself is an extreme degree of inadequacy.
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There is nothing easier than quitting smoking! I have done it a hundred times!"
(c) Samuel Langhorne Clemens, who wrote under the pseudonym Mark Twain.
= o )

The American Society for the Rights of Animals proposes to ban the stigmatizing, disdainful word ‘beast’ and replace it with the quite politically correct ‘scoot American’.

The tale of the Moscovites, which has gone into a dispute about income, confirmed a long-standing observation:

1st A person considers the "poverty income" on which it is impossible to live a income that is two or more times less than his income.
2nd A person considers theft, or theft, but in principle an unfair income, twice or more than his income.

To reassure their troubled consciousness (are 3/4 of the country poor and lazy? Can not all Moscow be inhabited by thieves and thieves? A person can try to introduce a correctional coefficient: "Yes, but they have other prices there".

At the same time, the numbered points above are equal to a person with any income. That is, at the same time, a person with a salary of 15 pieces believes that it is impossible to live on 7.5, and you will not earn 30 honestly, and with a salary of 50 the same thing he thinks about 25 and 100.

A bottle of wine broke into a stone.
And sweet moisture absorbed black earth.
What should I do with your hands?
Where can I get another bottle?

Forgive me for the hot and dull speech,
Forgive the turns beginning with “e”.
You didn’t just break the bottle.
With a bottle you broke my heart.

The planes fly, the vessels sail.
Trains are on the usual route.
And there will be more ports,
Happiness will never be again.

Let the Oreol of Romanticism disappear.
Let us no longer sing,
I will never forget a bottle of wine.
Spring and your hollow hands.

Wife sitting at home with a year-old child
XXX Misha kicked on the chair, and in the chair in the seat a hole. And it all flowed through them to the floor':Urrra!and'
You have at work what

YYY is almost the same.

A quiet Ukrainian night! To help the homemakers all, Klitschko writes a letter to Obama: MY LOVE BLACK OOPY FRIEND! We got a couple of billions, or the backpack Yatsenyuk drove our Crimea of Russia into the nard! Sashko wore an oak frak and he is not running into the attack, his shot jacket has sunk in the air! Jarosch wanted to blow up the pipe, but they called from Europe, They said: if he coughs, the pipe is plunged into the pipe! Yulka has the roof taken away, Kosoi shakes and beats with a copper. It recently passed on the partnership closed! Obama scratched, put his tail with a pistol, and sent American gallets to Kiev for Klitschko!

To the question:
I get 7 tr, still remains for gadgets, tastes and interests. ...

Who wrote interestingly? ... at 7000 to live unbearable even a pensioner, what more "gadgets"?

There is a big difference between you, not in your level of life, but in your opinion about your level of life. This is best seen in the basket of products that you carry on the box. I assume that in the basket of the first writer will be: pasta, cereals, bread, mayonnaise, ice cream meat, onions, potatoes, carrots, etc.
But the basket of the second will also contain: yogurts, sausages, semi-finished products, sausages, hard and melted cheeses, juices, ice cream, steamed meat, various cooking, etc.
The first attributes such products to tastes for which there is money or not. This is considered to be the norm of nutrition.
I myself lived in Moscow and my parents all included, and for 2000 a month, there was a period, I know what I am talking about.
It is not easy to live without yogurt.

Aunt Sarah, how do you get such a delicious meal?
It’s easy, don’t eat meat.

Tom: I remembered a story that happened a few years ago.
I go to work in a trolleybus (the trip then cost 4 p), the conductor suits, I give 500... how many insults I heard then: pig, unconscious, a wealthy bulatinka", "drive a taxi", "on the hole decided to drive, but not! I’ll find you giving" and at the end of the phrase: I’d still go with a thousand!
The next day I go to work at the same time, the same car fits, the same conductor is in it, only I have a specially prepared thousand with me )))))))))))))
Tucshka: So what happened then?
Tom: A silent scene, then a red face filled with anger and screaming:
Again again!! You are so happy 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉
Then a little bit (I don’t remember what). Then the anger ended and she said in a calm tone:
Do you have 4 rubles?
I said, “A... I’ll see. I found it ))

The wedding was held in a rural restaurant. The kids sat on the table. They quickly picked up everything and went to the young man's pitch to play. And for the adults, the matter just came to be “bitter!” and suddenly somewhere on the 16th floor, the granddaughter of Borka, five years old, enters the hall with a blatant look, which clearly read:
Why am I so upset that I am called so urgently and loudly?
Laughing, they thought that in the life of every Boris such a possibility is not excluded.

My cat loves when the pot is filled with torn paper. Schröder, what to do...