When I hear in the news the phrase "last-generation fighter", some frightening associations come to mind involuntarily.

Are you free?
I am at work...
It is not fair! I want nobody to work, everybody to ride on unicorns and eat coconut ice cream.
It’s impossible if everyone is just riding, who’s going to make ice cream?
Is that the only thing that embarrasses you? I think that if mankind can get such a number of unicorns, then how to get them to chew coconut ice cream, we will figure it out.

xxx: In the Riga Zoo it is useful to photograph monkeys. I did not notice that there was a cable above the cage. Stay in good health. So I still think it’s against the macks or the visitors?
YYY: What is the difference? They and others go where they should not go.

We had some practice in psychic.

I went to the female department. The teacher says:

Do you want me to tell you how old we are?

He calls a 15-year-old girl. The girl runs to us, slightly full, small in height, in the eyes a sea of naivety, a smile to the ears.

Q: This is our Olečka, she is an oligofren. Olive, how old are you?

and - 35

When I went to work for a advertising agency, I was hinted that they were dealing with black pie. And I was prepared for anything, but not for the twenty-five-year-old Negro Gosh disclosing the announcement.

Parents and children come to the store. Clearly seasons: clothes match, faces burned, mood on the rise. They choose wine. Child of Year 4. His mood is also clearly on the rise: he runs, screams, looks at people in the baskets, a toy bump rides on the shelves. Mother looks at him and says:

Listen and be silent. Not all children love them. I could not endure you before.

Here, there is a ‘red light’ district in Amsterdam, where there are prostitutes. And how can we name our areas, where the most drunk blueberries live, and in apartments are sold inexpensively?
yyy: The area of blue lights. Mostly in the eyes.

Scientists have found out why the cocoon imitates the sounds of wild animals living "near" it.
Because learning foreign languages slows ageing and prolongs life.

How was the graduate meeting?
Those who saw me at the last meeting said I was very weak! And only a couple of fools, who came for the first time in fifteen years, said that I was not childish.

Travel to Serbia on bikes:
xxx: We found a wonderful phrase in Serbia - it sounds like Press the Account))))
Take a check means...
X: But we use it for another: grind the account and go, say the account and be silent, you haven't grinded the account yet - then we go to you, we grind the account cheap, etc. Up to "how it hurts a crazy account from these mountains")))

In December last year picked up a cat - a cat, gray, with a black face. They called it Santa because they just took it for Christmas. The first time I went to the village, it turned out that the cat was a French woman. It does not pay attention to mice and rats, hunting exclusively at a large grove for frogs! Even the float throws behind the headstones. I want to give you a French name.

And the sponsor of this evening is Jesus-skinhead.

Jesus Skinkhead: God is Right.

Comments in corporate chat news about the promised cyclonic depression and the absence of summer:
Only in our country can depression be promised.
And keep the promise!

xxx: My daughter tortured me for half an hour today: how a piton is different from a snake.
Python is a programming language, and the serpent is not.

Exactly so. Because when business processes are normally reconstructed, no one sings a choir song in the house and there is no ruin in their heads. And if you take 60% of the 100% of the income into charges, taxes and compulsory deductions, then it will collapse in all entrances. Because to teach, treat and educate no one and no time. Everyone is busy with survival.

How does the discharge in the entrance help you survive in this difficult time?

Evgeny B.: Prodaction is like sex. No matter how much you read and even look at it, it’s actually quite different.

This is what we went through:

The raven on the lawn is trying to take off. They take off vertically and then sit down vertically.

Note: if the birds fly their tail forward, it means that there is a strong wind on the street.

Chapter 3 of 1487

Which one of us is in the midst of the earth, and who is in the midst of the earth?

1) Construction of an atomic power plant in this dangerous region

- Some are surprised how a man in a sober mind can go to study at a urologist. Are you not bothered by such rough questions?

As the ancients said, “Urination is the only act of pleasure that can be obtained for free.” Therefore, my teachers said that everyone wants to urinate well. And this profession has a certain popularity precisely because of this.

Going to the bottom is equally bad on a chic yacht and on a sluggish boat.