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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №154533
 04.07.2020
It was somewhere 8 or 9 years ago. I graduated and worked in the same company.

Then we had one sympathetic secretary and the smile was a direct fire.

Well, I, to be honest, quietly dragged on her; and she, as I thought, too.

And one day, we went out of our office with a crowd to drink a beer on Friday night.

They sat down, drank a beer and, in short, caveated from the evening.

It was time to say goodbye and I decided to take this girl home.

Just came, she offered to come in, to drink tea, which of course I did.

The thoughts in my head were so bursting that I had already mentally done everything with her.

When we got home, she went for tea, and I decided that in 10 seconds I would go to her kitchen.

I go into the kitchen, she covers something on the table, well, I hugged her from behind, pressed to myself and started kissing my neck.

She turned sharply. and. and. And I’ll be surprised that I’ve eaten.

It turned out that she really wanted to give me tea and there were no hints and she had a guy at all.



I don’t understand the clues :(



P.S. I got out of the company two months later.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №154532
 04.07.2020
According to the forecasts of the Ministry of Finance in the autumn in the country is expected a second wave of fines for violation of self-isolation.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №154531
 04.07.2020
Recently, it became known about the ugly racist outbreak that happened in the United States.

Some unknown characters threw a hanging loop into the garage box of the only black racing athlete in the NASCAR series, Bob Wallace! The petla very much resembled those loopholes on which in the time of slavery guilty slaves-negers were hanged.

The management of the association immediately issued the following statement:
We are angry and offended, and we cannot fail to mention how seriously we take this disgusting act. We have immediately started an investigation and will do everything we can to find those responsible and exclude them from the sport. As we have clearly stated, there is no place for racism in NASCAR, and this act only reinforces our determination to make the sport open and welcoming to all.

The FBI immediately engaged in the investigation of the disgusting crime. 15 best federal agents were sent to investigate all the circumstances of the incident.

Other drivers and NASCAR members expressed their full solidarity with the African-American. As a sign of support, his racing car was hand-picked onto the track before the race, and the victim of the racist crime was suffocated in his arms mixed with hands and hands on his back.

The upset Bobba even took a selfie in front of his car and other participants before the race, and signed it on Twitter "Together".

Meanwhile, the FBI did not waste time either. After examining all the evidence, comparing all the facts and questioning all possible witnesses, the crime was finally uncovered:
The petal has always hanged in this place.
It was necessary to close the garage door.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №154530
 04.07.2020
The CEC has published the preliminary results of the 2024 elections.

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