I have a friend with 2 dogs.And at night it is not your dogs guessed on the sidewalk, right under my window!And the man, whose windows are just above this place, every day runs to my friend,when he walks with the dogs and asks-"It is not your dogs guessed on the sidewalk,directly under my window?"He got this question,and got the whole yard,which hears this question all the time.The friend suffered,suffered,and recently,under the evening,the people in the yard was a lot, my friend, having seen that this man goes home with his wife, ran and asked,the noise,the whole yard"Sorry, this is not your wife NASRA under my windows????The court was lying for an hour!!! to
I just received a letter:
"Welcome to
I am professionally engaged in mass mailing.
I offer cooperation.
Write to icq 41-964-3027
Contact us by phone: (495)589 69 53"
The first thought "Yes, that’s all you?!?and "
- the second "where to get that would make him break";
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Leah, why are you angry? Back home, what did I do?
UUU
Lenka, go to the village. When I married you, I thought it would be a little different. And you, shit, moved to me, stopped studying, you don’t work, you don’t prepare to eat, you don’t clean up at home, you almost don’t lose sex. And you ask what you did? You did not do it! This is fucking.
UUU
If I quit my job and go as a shoe seller to work - your pistetz will be
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No need for Leica! I went out for the director of the bank, not for the shoemaker!
Russia, shit, a unique country, where having 5000p of one piece of paper, where you can buy beer and on the bus where you go, at least dumb because no one can give up, plus the salespeople in the depths of their hearts consider you a rare pidar.
1 Blonde
1 knock on the door.
of 2?
1 open-value spire some with a cart, with bags
1 I gru go nahuy, ninado niche
1 thought barga some
1 was not attracted))))
2 ) )
I arranged to work in the IT department, I go with the boss into the building, and I see the grove.... I say "and our department is stressed in the spring to plant, clean"... he says no, say there are specially trained people.... Yesterday 3 specially trained people were cutting the branch and digging, and they were talking about IPv6 and coaxial O_o
<YoDogg> Piplz.. and how to change the avatar on the passport?
Q: Have you already decided what you want?
I want a car.
I want to go in the car, but nobody gives me.
Wicked (16:04:29 30/07/2008)
I read on the website how to disconnectcomp, did everything and here divorces on the monitor
Wicked (16:05:12 30/07/2008)
to do
Wicked (16:06:10 30/07/2008)
Please help me, I’m on the phone.
Derede (16:10:41 30/07/2008)
Remove the BIOS battery and move it back.
Derede (16:13:21 30/07/2008)
Receive electricity quickly when the compass is turned off.
Derede (16:13:54 30/07/2008)
Where are you?
Derede (16:29:59 30/07/2008)
Can I call an ambulance?
I asked for an explanation (I did not go to work). Here is the text:
"Ul. and Andrey Nikolaevich On Friday 25.07.2008 she did not go to work due to the failure of the preprocessor, subsequent decompilation and total disassembly of the cerebral cortex. Emergency macros and directives did not work. I had to stay home and wait for the doctor.
A certificate from the children's clinic is attached."
I sit with a friend in a cafe. The sun shines out the window and the birds sing. From now on, clouds and rain on the wall. The girl at the neighboring table thoughtfully: "This is our Peter's weather... In the morning, get busy, and in the evening - fucking..."
And remember, serotonin is a substance, not a process!
Legos
Looking at the prices in the bookstore, you realize that the Internet came very on time.
I go on the street today. What do most people do during a solar eclipse?
He photographs the sun!
[06:03:58] Grawl: Hi =) I put myself Linux =)
[6:04:38] [the bear] ? to ? to ? to and??? to
Whoever is in the wicked, is in the wicked.
Grawl: Ah you ))
Do you have to go to Egypt with your ancestors?
I am delayed. My father has a session.
Q: How old is he?
48 and what?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx And he still gives up the session???! to
See also: Cretin. He is a member of the parliament.)
I go on the bus. A blonde is sitting in front. here she begins to play a ugly melody of the type of Maaaaaaaaya, a mom who is the worst in the world... she takes a phone, looks at the screen and says to her OY DIM hello! )))
Liya (22:57:49 30/07/2008)
Mmm, I don’t even know what to answer.
EvGenius (22:58:41 30/07/2008)
And finally I got married!!! I really want to ride! This week I'll push the woman and in a week we'll be ready"
EvGenius (22:58:46 30/07/2008)
That answer would not be bad.
Liya (22:58:57 30/07/2008)
Finally got married!! I really want to ride! This week I'll push the woman and in a week we'll be ready"
EvGenius (22:59:08 30/07/2008)
Go to the right, burn.
<@Inf^LaG> have you seen the movie?
<@Inf^LaG> about Betman?
<@Inf^LaG> :)
<@nitrox``> yes
<@nitrox``> oxygenated
<@nitrox``> to all smash
<@nitrox``> in theaters
<@nitrox``> from 14 August
Do not lead me to sin, but show me the way.