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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116890
 04.08.2015
14:04:04 xxx:
I drank coffee in the morning.)

14:04:16 yyy:
The morning was an hour ago.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №116889
 04.08.2015
here here :

Today I reviewed my old school diaries and understood what I still learned from the time spent in school :)
Note from the diary of the 7th grade: 'Trying to run on the wall'
Note from the diary of 9th grade: 'Run through the walls'
= is

My cat runs through the walls. It would be fun to see you run in a couple.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №116888
 04.08.2015
This is:

And not only. I, for example, know one paid clinic, where they take specifically in appearance. The physician-man there must be majestically noble, such a professor - a secular lion, doctors-women can be taken in full composition on a yacht around the world in one bikini, a massager and the one like from a bodybuilder competition. True, and in terms of qualification, things are very and very decent.

Interested, but the name can be known?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №116887
 04.08.2015
Reference to IPB:

Dignity
It arranged absolutely everything. Well held the voltage leaps and 15 minutes held without a socket computer (Intel core i5 with power unit at 650) with a 23 inch monitor and 2 external hards in video rendering mode. Silent ventilator but it is only when it starts and in battery mode so it is not critical. Disconnected sound from the button.

shortcomings
It exploded after a year and a half (((((

Commentary
A good IP.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116886
 04.08.2015
After reading the description of the film "Man of ants", the question torments me. The costume does not have a colour collection. So if a person needs to go out of great need, he will have to do it out. Does this mean that the result of the need, having been out of the costume, will take the natural volumes of the human pile and there will be a chance to face the ants, which has resembled the pile in times and in orders greater than its volume and weight?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №116885
 04.08.2015
I will continue to live in Alternative Reality.
I bought a phone for my 12 year old daughter. She is offered a smartphone, some other sensory nonsense. My lady's reaction: "I would use it a little bit, so that it't break and fit in the pocket. " In response to the question of the seller "why not the cooler phone chose?", she replied: "in simplicity is perfection!"
Now I wondered, was it not in vain that I read her Chinese philosophers in her early childhood?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №116884
 04.08.2015
I fear that there will inevitably come a day when technology will outperform simple human communication. And the world will have a generation of idiots.

by Albert Einstein

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №116883
 04.08.2015
From the discussion of dogs feeding tigers.
XHH: It will be interesting when it catches like a dog.
WOW: It can be. At least he will try.
My cat was raised by my dog (the cat gave birth and died in a week, we fed three kittens out of a pipette, then gave two and one remained). From March to June, the cat was not released from the house. And then he went out, saw the neighbor’s cat and tried to beat him. It sounded like this (fast-fast): "me-me-me-me"
It should have been heard.

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