I go to the pharmacy and ask:
- you have Senna extract in tablets (laxative), give 10 packs.
That same evening I was going to go to the country, and there the water is different, the atmosphere is different, naturally the intestines will work poorly. I have already gathered, left the house and here I realize that I forgot these pills at home, and the rain on the street, returning lazy.
I go back to the pharmacy and say to the same pharmacist:
Give me 10 packs of senna extract.

You would see his eyes.

In the Military Academy from this year began to recruit girls...The head of the academy called this "pilot project", the rest - "pilot"...

"The Field of Miracles"
The final round. Yakubovich (I) asks the question: "Which scientist, who lived in Bavaria in Salzburg / I do not remember exactly what he said / the doctor prescribed a mountain crystal for his illness?"
It is the turn of the man, the village looks like this. The man (M) asks:
M: What is the question?
I: Well, how do you have to remember... The Sector Chance on the Drum! You can call and ask for an answer... Anyone from the room, give the number... Taaak... 8, 907...
M: The question is what?! to
I asked Tamara. and recruit. Calls to the number from the room and Tamara is married? Ask if your husband does not want to do that...
Here Tamara takes the phone.
T is hello?
M: Eeee... Tamara? Are you married? O_O
Acts of Laughter Studio
T : What?
M: Hey, it’s from the field of miracles! What was the name of the man who lived in Salzburg? Or not...
Q: I don’t know, what are you talking about?! to
M: Well, at least give me the letter!

I watched the movie "Rusichy". Especially pleased the name of the director - Adel Al-Hadad. O_O

An interesting fact. I work as a member of one organization. So according to the instructions issued to me, I do not have the right to install the software, move the periphery, printers, etc. and bypass network settings or comp. Not only yours, but also the God of others. And if something does not work, you should inform the management and in no case touch anything. The legal question: what is my job? OOO

1: you are lucky. How lucky is the drowning. You can envy your willpower.
2 in the meaning?
In general, I evaluate the events in your life over the last three years.
A bit of shit, but always with a happy end.

The news burns:
The air purification operation in Beijing was successfully completed. The Olympic Stadium is visible.

<Gothic> Tell Gothic more
<Ant> do you like Dasha of Daddy's Daughters?
<Gothic> More about Gothic
<Gothig> I don’t look at it
<Ant> look, there is all the truth about ready
<GotiG> Tell me what you know
<Ant> are you a beginner?
<Gothic> I am 3 days got
<Gothic> What are Gothic rock bands
<Ant> Hands up and Duna.

Polushka (01:07:56 1/08/2008)
I’ve started my month...beware!

Polushka (01:08:14 1/08/2008)
I want to eat!

Span4eR (01:08:56 1/08/2008)
The words "beware" and "eat I want" in a row are very scary about_0

We have a corporate network for the entire office (part of the people in Bryansk, part in Lipetsk). There is a possibility of sending everyone on an internal ask. Today, half an hour before the end of the work, a correspondence went to 300 cheokecks:
1st Who has the keys to the conference room?
2nd Do not write to everyone in Bryansk, they are definitely not, look for them at your own.
1st I shut up inside the room!!! to
(within 20 minutes)
1st Call the firefighters, let them pull me out of the window.

I decided to check my boyfriend for the presence of porn in the comp, because he is all so positive, despite the fact that Odmin, checked all the disks - Nothing!I calmed down, got into the address line, did not go to the youtube, there was a weblog, from my point of view similar to a routine (in the style of writing, because in English I am not strong, tub and well), shortly came to porn on-line))))I said that it is viruses are all to blame(((I mean a joke in a compass, but they take doubts...
p.s Not to bring to the top, and even more to the main, Leška will hit ((( I’m just on advice)))
p.s is This video is real shit!! O_O

>>Spring (21:55:23 31/07/2008)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.

>>Spring (21:55:25 31/07/2008)
Nubes are burning

>>Spring (21:55:29 31/07/2008)
In the underground

>>Spring (21:55:30 31/07/2008)
Sec

>>Spring (21:55:40 31/07/2008)
Pisduck 31.07.08 21:43:16 READED
Explain why the block?And for how much?

>>Dieser (21:56:07 31/07/2008)
kosoi 31.07.08 21:47:29
With a long nick.
kosoi 31.07.08 21:47:56

2.7 is Non-normative vocabulary in nike
It is forbidden to create niches containing non-normative vocabulary, covering niches (creating niches that are offensive to other players). Punishment: Removal of the character.

>>Dieser (21:56:17 31/07/2008)
Pisduck 31.07.08 21:52:00
There is nothing like that in it!!As I heard it, I wrote the World of Catches!I do not know the exact writing!

The ancestors sat in the subway.Buyed all kinds of things and slices.I stoom, my peppers, my and think of my... I think... that the peppers were stretched.
Oil painting: Kira opens the box with a lamp, throws out the box, washes the lamp, accurately puts next to it.
18 lamps.24 peppers.Mom is in shock.

How to vote for a quote more than 5 times?

Easy, press SHIFT, press Start, and then press CTRL + 5 times

Anastasiya (12:43:17 1/08/2008)
Max, it’s about you.
Anastasiya (12:43:19 1/08/2008)
<xxx>My acquaintances are divided into two categories - some do not like me and consider me a dude, and others love, despite the fact that I am a dude.

Wicked (12:53:25 1/08/2008)
There are other units that shake their eyes and say: Nipanyama, how is this more possible.

Talk about Half
When you get into the Xen world, you have to jump on the islands.
xxx: this is
How to jump from the first to the second?
yyy: sit down + jump
XXX: I am a rare pervert.
xxx: I put dynamite on the edge of the platform, ran, jumped and exploded... for 3 jumps enough xD
Tagged: lol
YYY: How would the bear say "If you were a fool!" LOL

No, I’m obviously used to being distracted and unwise. I have become accustomed to turning a non-biological cup of sweet tea several times a day at work. I can drop the peach that I just washed in the kitchen and carried to my workplace with the expectation of enjoyment. I can break, fall, hit, and so on a thousand times. and etc.

Break a knife on a ice cream!! This is a shame, friends!!! to

Parkour, Parkour... It’s all childhood. This is when on the day of the Civil War, drunk in the hollow blue berets in the full dark three take on the 4 meter monument of the First Teacher in 7 seconds to have time to shoot on her neck with the help of a digital timer that lies at the bottom of this parkour.

c) Skitial

The envious neighbor imposed a curse on our whole family.
How I imposed?
In front of the door.

The Siberian International Marathon
My self-esteem fell to zero. I run the first 10 km, full of strength, a good pace, and then my grandparents start to overtake me, and I am 22 years old. So not one of some, but a lot, one by one, I think good, horses and not people, how many live all their lives are trained. At 10km there was a shit. Usually people prepare for this distance of 42,195 km for a very long time, exercise a lot, eat properly, in 3 - 4 days stop giving heavy loads. Well, and then a guy who is not a sports guy, unbarred, overtakes me... and from him the gesture is like a gout, I still felt him from the back! The fucking!! What an admin!