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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №150765
 04.08.2018
Do not demand too much from yourself. Thus, those who wanted to demand the line was established.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150764
 04.08.2018
Higher Pilot Actors

We walk in the park, dinner, people are very few.
In the sky, hairstyles wind, catch their sharp dinner - a careless mosquito, committing crazy piruets of unbeatable as pilots.
Suddenly, a bird with an unnaturally twisted wing falls at our feet, literally in half a meter. I take her in my arms, she does not resist, does not feed, and does not break out! He looks trustworthy, simple. He breathes hard, shakes - probably a broken wing hurts.
We rescuers felt so successful in the right place, at the right time!
I feel like Dr. Ibolit. The wild bird is not afraid of me. We will cure and care! How well, how untoldly lucky the bird that we passed here, picked up, and if she died, wild cats would eat...
Then the little girl saw something brilliant under her wing. Something strange, up to a centimeter in diameter. Where do the birds come from? I pulled her off with a stick - it turned out to be a clover.
And the bird on the palm is like unconscious, the eyes are shaken, the wings are somewhat theatrically hanging. Then I saw the second tick, pulled it out.
After this, the haircut suddenly met, revived with the body, aroused with the spirit and flew away, without even saying goodbye, without kissing! The whole wing!
We were immediately confused by the miraculous healing.
Surprisingly, the trick was absolutely not injured. With a good play, the little virtuoso asked for help.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №150763
 04.08.2018
I brought a serum of truth. Now we will know how you really treat me.
How you are angry with me! Typical man, you can’t do anything in life! I hate you! I have been sleeping with my neighbor for six months.
You have to drink it first...

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