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[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158465
 04.08.2022
The most important art is the art of sophisticated deception. Not your moving pictures.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158464
 04.08.2022
She sent her daughter to the sanatorium (she was five years old). When registering, a doctor, a serious man, asks her:
Do you know how to write letters?
I know, she says proudly.
Can you write your name?
I can.
He gives her a blank, she brings Masha out on him in business. And then he reads to her that she has signed a document on compliance with the regime (not to noise, not to battle, and so on). Her disappointed eyes were...
And I told her, “Before you sign something, you have to read it first.”

[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158463
 04.08.2022
Why would Russian villages and cities without gas not freeze, and Europe without gas freeze?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №158462
 04.08.2022
I needed to replace the toilet. Bought, delivered, the master came and did everything. He calls me to look, stands in the door and says:

Ready to try it!

I look at him in stupor, in my head a lot of thoughts (need to be with him? Can not later? Can I close the door? I do not know how much I would still stand in confusion, but soon he breathed himself pressed the button and with the words everything worked, left.

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