Rastazom
I walked with your lamba (to make)... I thought about chata, I don’t notice anything around. I am being attacked by the promoters of Balin.
Rastazom
"Easy tariff" all business... take the booklet
Kesha
Take it?
Rastazom
I’m chatting on the machine... "You know what Christ loves you?"... and I’m leaning in your bag, I’ll give you the booklets.
Rastazom
They look at me... I say: "To joke, to joke... no one loves you, fucking"
Rastazom
They stood with me.
Kesha
I am full of laughter*
<@Uncle_Defsky> to the football team "Tom" passed Grenoble defender
<@Uncle_Defsky> without an ensemble
<@Uncle_Defesky> one, fucking
<@Uncle_Defesky> how do you fuck
Conversation of two friends:
X: You, that’s why I just jumped a new track, and there are all the languages in it, there is no current of Russian... even Romanian...
Y: I tell you... look at what the developers think...
"We did a progu, everything is good, added languages, no, there are few people... Still stupid... And we will not introduce Russian... just because they still don’t like anything... they will not have time to download, they will already break, they will make the left keys, they will put into the network... so let the russifier even write themselves".
by :DDDDD
Call to the homeopath:
Nikita, open the door! But we are not with you!
OOO
XXX: The summer has passed. It was autumn. anabolic depression pulls on feats, on travel, on action, on 5 conditionally.
in the animal world. Preamble: I go to the store, in the store, the stumbling, growing into a whistle - the owners in the store, the breed of dogs misses the bond. In the store at the box, behind me is a dialogue between a boy and a girl:
D (with a peculiar compassion in the voice):
– You hear, our lap voices, maybe you’ll go to her, and I’m here?
Q: Will it be with her? Not small, it’s time to get used to it!! to
I leave the store, around the dog 4 cows, the fifth is already actively engaged in the continuation of its kind:))
As they say, the curtain - Well, someone will definitely be with a lapotka)))
The most effective contraceptive this summer is the absence of air conditioning.
O great and mighty force of surface tension! Thank you for helping me not shed coffee on my laptop!
Max: I write to the bank "Please increase the loan limit by 1.5 times". Answer "Specify the reason". I am "not enough" I have increased :-)
Kay: Today I witnessed two guys in the store telling the girl to take a bag, motivated by the fact that she can buy a new package every day for the same money for the whole year!
Udarnik: I didn’t say the main thing yet, they also lowered the tone:)))
The keyboard: [censored] ahah How is the solitaire? Did not hang? It is time...
The idea was to lower him. Nothing, after a year, solo and rhythm will play on bass, and the bassist on the infrasound signal generator))
A bright shape without content does not bloom for long.
On my birthday, my grandfather’s wife, my grandmother, ultimately said, “Let’s get no more! In the name of your grandson’s childhood!!“”
The grandfather, surprisingly, easily agreed, poured out the remaining half of the bottle with white, and then took it out of the house and finally started a bottle to drink for my eighteen, when "childhood will end."
My eighteen years we met without my grandfather - did not live, although later one day my grandmother remembered that some rituals had taken place, only where and what - did not know.
And here I am under a half-cake, a day ago I found this bottle, with "the same" cognac, breaking the sludge in the bar in the country. Printed letters touchingly displayed on the label "48th birthday, grandchildren!". A little mistaken grandfather, one drawing, but how wonderfully guessed - in a week "the same" birthday!
The editor of the newspaper, who allowed the stamp in the title of the article about the trip of the prime minister "Putin on K. Alin" was fired
How do you live alone, single?
Kolyan: Yes, so the first month was lying on the top of the ass and the necklace did not do it, and the stitch went into the work... tomorrow is the day of the village where I have a house, I will go to the buchan, a little bit of a young cane :)
Better older than 50!
Well, everyone’s own, someone older and for $50, and someone younger and for that :)
Q: Have you seen the new full form of our military?
See also: NED
HHH: I have seen it. It was painted in painting and then enlarged so that the pixels were large.
there is a dull background and on it small squares of different colors, applied by a paint sprayer
Yudaskin tried and applied nanotechnology o_0
Today at 11:19
Irina
Well then okay! Today we have prof. Day of the Oilman. This is where the young man is dragging into the old lady’s cock.
Today at 11:21
Dmitry
Of course, I congratulate you! I wish you a fun rest! Have you ever seen oil at least once in your life?
Today at 11:24
Irina
Well from where! But I saw gasoline exploding in an empty 60-ton tank. Like a burning oil poured out on the earth. My father was a oil worker in the past. So I can probably consider myself to be applauded to this profession.
Dmitry
Maybe you can count! Then don't forget to congratulate me in a month on Teacher's Day, because as I was studying in school, my mother taught for many years, and how many teachers for her life I saw... not remember all!! Some even fuck! So be sure to congratulate you!!! to
Mike: in the net found a funny reproach of the manufacturer / seller regarding morally outdated equipment: "produced since 1990, the device passed the test of time"!!! to
The Battle.net server. It doesn’t work with VOV and SK2. Tragedy and discussion:
X: Blizzard saves the world, the servers are blown up, no way comrades, go with the girl go for a walk or find her for yourself!
Y: It’s more stupid to say that and it’s not possible...I’d like to walk with a girl I’d go for a walk with a girl...and I’d like to fill a rhetoric!!by 1111
c) RRock
On the road under the Krasnodar collided KamAZ and Milkovoz. There was a kilometre blockade.
The victims of the accident became thousands of cats who wiped their tongues on the asphalt. and xD)))