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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35511
 04.09.2010
The number is knocked in the aska.
Hi, do you remember me?
2 is yes. You are a bot.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35510
 04.09.2010
[20:57:48] <Fokc> swallow the ass
[20:57:53] <Fokc> and sounds in Japanese
[20:57:57] <Fokc> and grows fucking everywhere

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35509
 04.09.2010
by z2or3k:
Heroes of Sword and Magic:
The Ventilator Week is over.
We have a week of heating. Increase of Heaters twice and +10 to degrees on the air conditioner.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35508
 04.09.2010
We sent today an electronic form from a higher organization (which is engaged in computerization of schools of the region) to fill in the format xlsx. We do not have a 2007 office. I asked them to send these files in XLS format. I get the answer:
I will send it by fax.
And they were expelled!and (

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35507
 04.09.2010
Chaika
Telejournalists are philologically illiterate. I’ve read all kinds of submissions to stories several times – it’s shit at all!

Kora_f: I also often make mistakes in articles. Then I read and fuck.

We do everything inadvertently. But you, dude, don’t write "I like that I’m sick with nails"

kora_f: I will write. This will be the title of the article about the love of the indigenous Petersburgers for Neva and Little Nevka.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35506
 04.09.2010
Dronishe: Do you know why I love anime about space?
The Wing of Night: Why?
Dronishe: Because the space is black
Dronishe: So when I watch an anime about space in HDTV resolution, I don’t have the video slowing down.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35505
 04.09.2010

AlxV (20:33:29 2/09/2010)
I decided to eat a head of garlic.

AlxV (20:33:34 2/09/2010)
This fucking

AlxV (20:33:45 2/09/2010)
Buried what does not burn.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35504
 04.09.2010
Yesterday, the admin of our chat had a birthday.
Married to a German, she lives in Germany.
xxxh: I think - give it up, and as a senior moderator, I will first congratulate her with the dungeon. I made a congratulatory page on my website and sent her a text message at 9 a.m. - a happy job type and a link to the page.
xxxh: I wake up in the morning, I go to chat - no license, no modernity, I'm screwed for a day ((((((
YYY:...
I forgot about the difference in time, her sms came at two nights, awakened her three-month-old daughter, she talked to her until the morning afterwards, was evil all day and unsparing.
After a day I changed anger for mercy, I believed that I wasn’t from evil :)

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