I love red caviar only because it looks like poppy polyethylene, only edible :)

Xxx: I go to work, and I saw the advertisement of the antenna "Tricolor". I read something.
Back home, I decided to go back.
Mmm: And what is it that you wrote that you were on the job?! to
Xxx: "Your neighbor is worth it!"

July is Hi! How is the weather in Peter?
Iks: Hi, shit
I’m talking about the weather!!! to

This is Ukrainian! Table at one of the birds in the zoo: "African Marabu. Marabou to live down".

Going out to nature. I woke up in the morning with traces around the tent. Then I hear a lively discussion:
1 is a bear.! to
Fuck you, not a bear! What do you know, technician!
Look here, you fool!! The same ones!!! to
Damn, maybe a bear.

I get closer, I observe the landscape: these two fools on the iPhone opened a photo blog of some naturalist and check traces on the earth with traces on photos...

XXX is
Did you work all night?

YYYY
I don’t have a night yet...yoooo! 5 in the morning.

To compare the Beatles and the Ranetok, you have to be unsuspecting.

There was something on my neck, unpleasant.
The Wife?

Having learned that AutoVAZ is going to produce Lada with an automaton, the drivers of the evacuators with scale noted this news for three days.

I understand that the day of the city (Moscow), the upheaval of clouds and all that, but the phrase on the radio "and now news about the weather from the Ministry of Defense" still sounds somewhat strange...

I go on the bus. Someone’s phone played:
The Stone Lady, Ice Story
Instead of a heart, a stone, instead of a sense of a mask.
She finally finds the phone in her bag.
Yes, Mom...

In the crematorium there is no recording, there is a live line. Not very alive...

We sit with Mom and Dad. There is a movie about the end of the world. The girl on the screen emotionally complains: “Damn, damn, damn!”!" The Pope does not endure, – says "Do not shake". After a second from the screen: "Lord!"

They all lie down.)

Residents of Tobolsk:

To instruct passengers to exchange large bills before boarding the city transport, decided in Tobolsk. Now, by buying a ticket, people risk getting a whole bag of little stuff in the form of delivery.
Sergey Kugaevsky looked at the solution to the problem of ticket-free online and, without thinking about it, introduced the same system at his passenger enterprise.
From 500 rubles the passenger receives a deposit in rubles, from a thousand - two, and from 5 thousand - five-ruble coins.
Every day 2-3 people come out with bags from the city buses of Tobolsk. The gift is not of pleasant: the delivery from 5 thousand weighs about 7 kilograms.

Ask the driver to recount your delivery.

Three days of Aztec diarrhoea even the most gentle three-layer toilet paper is magic transformed into a sludge paper with THOOLY a large grain ((((((((

XXX: Lada Kalina
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XXX: The Dwarf
zzz: xxx, yyy, have you ever tried to pour water into a cane?
ZZZ: This is a shit.

Attention: On the track in the comments to the movies the lowest rating - "that it will soon be shown on DTV".

XXX> there will soon be Three Musketeers. where Orlando Bloom plays a negative character, and Mila Jovovich plays Mileadi.
yyy> hyazy
xxx> the trailer was rotted to the doors. Shut up! She is dressed in this dress.)
yyy> Mila Yovovich Milady
yyy> constant, here are your suspensions!
yyy> and she two wolves behind her back, and let the zombies shoot

xxx: small tree cold in winter cold spring hot in summer do not please fucking tree

XXX: I am not at all a stone in the creation of what to write - well, the type I joke - fucking brown, evenly porous, with worms
YYY: This is on Twitter
YYY: But not though. You are right. On Twitter just “I’m fucking fucking.”