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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №154923
 04.09.2020
We are hiring a new driver. Every day I ride with him, show shopping points, get acquainted with employees, tell what to do.

He loves to talk, he tells something all the way.

I used to be a driver at the company. That was a firm.

I took as much gas as I wanted, no one controlled it.

The car was washed for free, almost every day.

The cold batteries they had were not taken into account, not what you have, the whole garage I have overwhelmed with them.

The boxes were also single-use.”

Why was he fired?

It is closed, the company is bankrupt.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №154922
 04.09.2020
Correctly in SMS from banks write - do not tell anyone this one-time password. I yesterday and lost some of my money. It was a woman, but it was unpleasant.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №154921
 04.09.2020
Director: Karina, work hard this month, you will get a good prize.

I: How good is it in rubles?

D: I will not hurt you!

I: – Ivan Ivanovich, do you consider yourself a businessman? The businessman?

D is yes.

I: - So you decided to order materials from a new company and ask them to send a price. And they say to you, “Do not be afraid, we will not destroy.”

The fish did not answer, the director laughed and left. He didn’t give me the prize, but I worked as usual, not hard. But since then he has called me “This Jewish Girl” and colleagues “Karina – Kui na***sh.”

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №154920
 04.09.2020
Getting rid of insomnia is very easy.

First you need to get rid of the mess.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №154919
 04.09.2020
A new school year has begun. The rules of attendance and reading of lectures are regulated by the consumer supervision. The other geniuses. established the following. The lecturer sits in the same audience and reads a lecture on a webcam. Students in the breakdown sit in another neighboring audience and watch a lecture on the screen. A phone call rings, everyone goes out to the common hallway and discusses the material. And someone, of course, goes to the common toilet for everyone. To go to the audience after the break, observing the distance there. About how they then go together in buses and in the subway you can not even tell. How is this marriage called? It’s a pity when the rules of your life are set by idiots.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №154918
 04.09.2020
Grandma, where is my icons?
On anthrax.
What is Antresol?
What is Icos?

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