From Contact:
Raila Rahmatullina has left the Virgin group.
Most importantly, without fire.

I stand with a girl on the New Year's Eve at her house, we stand kissing, there quietly steals a menticus wazyk and out of the car on the matyuhalnik: HORRY!!!!! to
I almost got off =)

See you in Hell!! =) is
XXX: Only I will be with the villas.
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Damage
January 1st, at 5 a.m. at the supermarket. All are slow, do not rush anywhere, and although there is a larger line of noise near the box office, the idyll is shorter. And some clever man scored in the columns of the Cranberries "Zombie")))

All is in Chocolate.)
yyy: crushed, all in some thickness (

Translation from Ukrainian from one of the forums:
David Andreevich Blaine will show us true street magic: drunk Russians block drunk Ukrainians with gas, and gas at the same time - drunkeners! - disappears in the sober burgers"

XXX is
No is. I realized that something went wrong in my development, when at the age of 12 all the girls in the courtyard dried up a pretty guy, and I liked the older brother of a girlfriend, you know, such a classic admin with a basha, ruling a sweater in jeans.

YYYY
You are smart)

YYYY
The most fucking guy.

XXX is
MDA, I also understood that. When in that year we went out with him... you imagine - the evening, we have the Kremlin so there is, not such, of course, as yours, but wildly beautiful, sunset, we sit with him on the shaft (as if you come in the summer, I will make you a tour), he looks at me and says (he was then 27, then you would not be 10 years older): what a beautiful sunset... the first time I look at sunset with a girl...
I am him, and what before?
Previously, internet was free after eight, not before sunset.

There are good people. 20 minutes before the New Year comes an SMS with the text:
"Hello, I congratulate you on coming! In the past NH you were wrong and mistakenly congratulated me, I reminded and decided to thank you!"
This was the most pleasant greeting of my whole life.

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XXX I apologize
A psychotic sister pulled out a wireless keyboard.

I wanted to eat citrons. Put in the mouth, swallow with water. I saw Alcohol. put in the mouth. Drink with water. by Fuck!Have you seen Alcohol? These are tablets larger than a fifth that spit and dissolve. She was stuck in her throat. Now I have an uninterrupted lemon rush and trembling on the body)))

A good aforism is like a stone throwing into the reader’s head.

Celebrating the New Year holidays.



I once worked in a women’s group. In addition to all the more and

Minuses, I had an honorary duty, for the New Year to portray

of Santa Claus. I walked through the apartments of our employees and distributed them to the children.

The Gifts. I must say, the duty was not to me, the children - the people.

Funny, you won’t miss them. One case is remembered.



I came to one of our employees with a gift for her daughter Julia. very

decent family, intelligent mother, non-drinking dad, polite

The Grandmother. And at the center of all this is Yulia. It feels like everything is in her.

Souls do not tear and invest in July with all their strength. Yellow is not developed.

of age. Speech is correct, words pronounce diligently, and the song and

Every student will be stuck by the belt. I liked this

The girl. And Santa liked it. It happens that there are people.

of contact. She already sang the song and told the poem, and danced, well,

The whole program is done, it's time for me to go on, and she doesn't want to

Santa is gone, and I am happy to communicate with her. Here is Yulia.

I remembered something:

– Santa, do you want me to sing for you?

What, let it go!

The little girl put one pen into a barrel, the other led around a circle and sang,

It is very melodic, with intense intonations:

As in our river, the river.

The adults rounded their eyes when they heard such unintelligent words.

The word. Well, and I suspect many knew the end of this partition...

And the yellow didn’t fool. She shrugged, shrugged her leg, and with the feeling, I

I thought it was delicious, I said:

- Ah, your mother, two boots were swimming!

Everyone has whipped. There was an uncomfortable silence. My mom is pale, daddy.

My grandmother was green. The child is standing and waiting for him.

Praised...

Santa saved the situation. I stumbled. Not laughing at theatre.

He laughed, namely, with a completely unintelligent laugh. and after me.

Everyone laughed, and Yulia smiled, pleased.

The effect.

Where did you learn this piece? I asked through tears.

I went to my grandmother’s village in the summer, where I learned.

The Yellow.

In general, as not to protect children from non-normative vocabulary, they are all her.

They will learn.

There are few fools in the world, but they are arranged so well that they meet.

at every step.

You realize that it’s time to change something in life when you start reading even the Abyss.

Girls are so intriguing and unpredictable creatures... like a dungeon in the dark!

From the New Year's catalog of a famous hypermarket:
"Magic Pony with accessory 15cm"

How is it right: double or double?
Probably two.
You have a double, but you have a double. :D

I remember when I was young, hot. On the street New Year's frosts, -15 Celsius, and I have a mini leopard jacket to cover my ass, socks in the grid and autumn lacquery.
Another top under the breasts and the shirt is of course low on the hips.
And a little bit short, so that the whole explanation is naked... эх... classic...
You go on the spikes on the ice, all such a beauty, and most importantly, it wasn’t cold!
And now you straighten the ski pants, under them warm socks, winter shoes on a stable foot, top a maid, two sweaters, a jacket, a hat and you go fucking frozen at minus seven!!! to

There is evidence that it is evil.
1) He makes you hate Bill Gates, even if people don’t know who he is.
2) It causes unhealthy irritation to the text written through the caps.
3) He causes a complete lack of emotion if a friend told you a joke.
4) He does not let go to sleep until 3 o'clock at night, even if he is already waking up at 5 o'clock.
It makes not love the Ukrainians, Ukraine and their president.
6) Teaches you somehow deliberately to send a girl off if she is trying to get to know through the ASU. Maybe there would be love.
All the babies are stupid. It has been proven many times.
8) It shows the hoppies are incredibly funny, but in fact they are not funny and fight.
The list can be continued to an infinite, and you will love Caps.

People

xx> in our forum on the topic "what to prepare for the new year" erupted a caliphate between lovers of olive and its haters. The latter cheat the first for banality and lack of imagination with the brains, and the first denounce the latter for disrespect for traditions.
Yy> and who wins?
xh> wins as always the moderator