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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №159221
 05.01.2023
During the scheduled examination, the doctor measured my pressure and battery, and it was elevated (160/100). Before that, it was only 120/80. She prescribed pills and ordered to measure pressure in the morning and evening. I rented a tonometer and honestly measured and recorded testimony for a week. Always around 120/80. I did not drink the pills, of course. A week later, her pressure was raised again. She said the only explanation is the so-called “white robe syndrome.” I have, in truth, another version: this doctor I liked very much, here is the increased pressure. By the way, I had 120/80 years later.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №159220
 05.01.2023
If you are not taught to extract knowledge from books, then on the Internet you have nothing to do.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №159219
 05.01.2023
My boyfriend is a fan of jumping on the train at the last minute. It delays critically everywhere and always, but without consequences, except for the sinking on the soil of others. We lived together for 2.5 years and I was tired of eternal nerves and looking at the clock. And even acquaintances are not-no, and they say that he has done well - with his wife, but not married. I decided that if he did not make an offer, he would run away. Minutes before the curants, he gets a box with a ring. I succeeded, the shit! I managed again...

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №159218
 05.01.2023
It is impossible to watch the modern blue lights sober.

The drunk does not need blue lights at all - he is so amused.

Question: Why and for whom is this filmed?


© Police

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №159217
 05.01.2023
Cock Serega on our steam ship did not tell his wife Lucy that he was a ship cook. The flowing "sea of overseas navigation" was quite pleasant to her and she did not show further curiosity.

Once, in the pre-New Year mess, the dispatcher port put our ship on the MorVoxal with almost free passage to the shore.

Seregina’s wife came to visit her husband on a steam boat, where she struck him nose to nose. He was in a high crimped cap and a cooking white jacket. Having seen her husband, Lucia was amazed, for a moment shakenly silent and, having translated the spirit, asked, "Do you know how to cook?"

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