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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10751
 05.10.2008
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! to
YYY: What is it?
The capeci purchased mineral water in the morning so as not to drink simple water, got the bottle and poured it into a glass and mocked all the employees I start to smile.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Fuck it and go fuck it!! You are angry!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10750
 05.10.2008
I read a magazine, encountered an article where people tell about when they realized they fell in love.
"Veronika, 26 years
Sometimes a little bit is enough to fall in love. One day I saw a guy on the street carrying a child’s wheelchair. He was cute, fashionably dressed (a young man in the sense), he walked and wiped the child’s cheeks with a nasal wrap. And he said very gently, “NO WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU WANT, WAS IN THE COOKIES!”I was so pleased that I immediately fell in love with this guy! If Vanie’s mom accidentally reads this, I want her to know: girl, your men are just cute!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №10749
 05.10.2008
Why do you take your husband with you?
A familiar doctor told me.

The case was at 5 - 6 courses when they were practicing in the nursing home.

The Prepod. A solid professor gathers students around a woman who is already 7 to 8 months pregnant.

And it shows students what, and how suddenly it notices in intimate places bloodshed and sores.

He asks "Where do you get it from?"

She is "Wife"

Prepod "Where is he?"

She "In the corridor"

Prepod goes out into the corridor and calls the man who was sitting there.

I asked "What is this?and "

This is the "Picca.."

A woman with difficulty breaks her head off the head and looks and says "This is not my husband".

Students with a wild whistle fell into the corridor.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №10748
 05.10.2008
The news of a new military unmanned flying robot is similar to a pterodone created in the United States. Commentary :
And the most important advantage, that it practically does not cause suspicion in the likely enemy... The soldiers sit in the pit, and over them flies the most ordinary pterodactyl..."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10747
 05.10.2008
Alanzet: 2 October We will remember that day. No one is on the street all day.

XXX Why?

Alanzet: So today at 00:00 starts sales of the iPhone 3G. They, suppositories, fall asleep before such a night. Trainers there are tightened, shoes are wiped, barsets with vacuum are dusted. The celebration is professional.


[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10746
 05.10.2008
Fuck me, you have to ask! They will be paid in Macau!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №10745
 05.10.2008
Once a son in school was asked to write a story from the face of an object, an animal or a plant. He wrote about potatoes.
"He wrote, wrote, and dismissed at the end"- the teacher later told.
The answer lies in the writing itself. And then we were excavated, scratched the skin, dropped into a boiling water and the darkness came.

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10744
 05.10.2008
[ 21 ] added 2008-10-03 14:14
I read Bas and I know I’m almost happy. I have never encountered cops in my life, I don’t know what is WoW, I’m absolutely not concerned about the problems of the BAC, I don’t have a red mounting home, I’m not afraid of cracks, I only once called the tech support and then I was answered, I don’t know any classical blonde, the boss I’m not an idiot, there are no problems with sex, the girl goes to the internet once a year, and then on the job, the second Stalker I passed, without getting stuck on all the bugs, I’m absolutely happy to close 2*2 or no, I don’t see anything interesting in the anime, I don’t know what is FreeBSD and KDE2, and Linux has never been interested. I am happy. Almost almost. I know what lineage is.

P.S If I see this quote on Bach, it will have no impact on my life.
_____________________________________
Someone, put a stick in him.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10743
 05.10.2008
neptumium: Tell me, please, an analogue of the keygen program for Mac.

October31st2007: I remember 10 years ago I and my friends were sitting on a roof in Kazantip and smoking what is usually smoked in Kazantip. So I smoked. MDA...
So, we smoked it on the roof, we smoked, windsurfers were worn in the sea, and in the sky, teaque. They were... Yes, they were...
Something caused me to swim to the rock, which is 10 meters from the shore, and I don't know what happened there, but when I sailed back, a teak was tied behind me. Here I swim, I swim, everything is great, windsurfers are nearby, but why do I need to fly a tea. A healthy, medium-sized dog, I still remember. Or I don’t remember? Well, god with her, with the dog, we are all about tea. Here I am frightened, and I begin to swim these very 10 meters a little faster, because the sea that flies over you, the size of a medium dog, is a windsurfer you do not carry in somewhere in the sea...
At the end of the day, I went out to the shore, and the tea was still flying over me. I go to my friends, I watch - Aika still flows, I get to smoke, I smoke, tea... well you understand. So what am I for? I am to the fact that I am still tormented by this question - was there a tea?
I don’t know the keygen program. I don’t know, but it was a healthy tea.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №10742
 05.10.2008
Judging by the latest quotes on the tower, the people began to suddenly walk in pairs. What happened? )

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10741
 05.10.2008
And in our com. roty loved to scream to the soldier: "I give you all the brains through the high!!Before he had touched it, why are they all roaring around and not afraid?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10740
 05.10.2008
Go here, I go to sleep.
Good night, the sun!
Good night cat! And let you dream of dolphins who ride you on their wet backs.)
Tagged with: back
PS: Oh, Blin... I have a brake. I open the dialog window and see - SPINAH* 0_o
The DDD :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №10739
 05.10.2008
No matter what heights I reach, never build a monument to me.

I don’t want to stand in the middle of the square!

c) the step

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №10738
 05.10.2008
It was a story about a punk who tried not to think of himself as a

God...



And I’m also very sorry that these people who walk around apartments with questions about

Relationship with religion,

never publish at least part of those answers to their standard

The question. After all, I am more than sure, in 9 out of 10 cases they are sent, and sometimes

Very inventive...



Actually the history.

A long time ago, when the Mormons (they are such, characteristic, with white shirts,

Cravats and funny backpacks have just begun to appear.

the streets, and together with the rest of the Adventists and even with them, began to ask

The main question.

That day, I and Shurine were sitting with me and I was completely inventive.

I would even say, banally, they drank vodka. Simply so, without a reason.

And their purpose, as I remember, was only to get drunk. Sometimes happens

Because of the summer heat, they were dressed exclusively.

and fragmentary. Shurin was in a flowery family and a police fur. I am

Without a headdress, but in training.

Here is a bell at the door. I open, stand two, white shirts, cravates

And funny bags. I see, stunned, gambling from the upcoming discussion in

Their eyes blink, they see that there is no light. It really stands at the door.

a dark, half-clothed and heavily subdued man, and because of his shoulder

It looks like the second, also not in the smoking, and a haircut on the head. However,

They start to learn. Not very flexible in this regard.

I think I’ll scare you a little... I’ll take my neighbor with my left hand.

the tip of the tie, starting at the same time to swing the right... Shurin

(who, as it became clear, understood all this and decided to play) hangs

I have the words on my hand: "Stop, let’s question first! andquot;



In general, I had to go for another one, because when they remembered how

Those little boys with pale faces, carried down the stairs, we

We started to roar so much that the whole hole flew away from us. and :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10737
 05.10.2008
Good advice!! to

If you had bought $1,000 of Delta Air Lines shares a year ago, now

Your package would cost $194, with Fanny May you would have left.

$2.50, and with AIG - less than $15. But if you bought a beer for $1,000,

If you drank it and handed it over to the aluminum banks, you would have $214 in cash.

Based on the above, a better investment recommendation now

It is: to buckle hard and give the tar...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10736
 05.10.2008
Svyat: Hello
AS_666: The Horses
Svyat: And I heard shit.
AS_666: You heard correctly, I was sealed simple.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10735
 05.10.2008
Buy electronics that are checked.
Tagged: on syrup

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10734
 05.10.2008
Evening.Family dinner in front of the TV, I click on the channels, next to eating pasta spouse (M) melancholy observes the change of pictures.Local channel, on the screen on the backdrop of a cheap studio appears the head of Gorono - a huge housewife with perhydrole curls, in a spotty-green balloon.
M (shakes sharply, stirring his finger toward the TV): WOW!
I : What?
M: Here is she!
I: Who is it?! to
M: That’s what she attacked me in Stalker yesterday!! to
The curtain.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10733
 05.10.2008
<MyWo.O> how did you get into the military?
<}{y> have been postponed until the next call...
<MyWO.O> it’s like 0o you already have to take in the army =)
I showed them what it meant to kill at the wall(( - when I was dressed for medical examination, taking off the shoes, I didn't stand up.. fell with my nose forward into the wall..... turned off.... I was told I slipped on the wall to the door in the corridor and fell out there to all the recruits with a bloody fuck xDDDD...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10732
 05.10.2008
Gray: Today, the comrade told me, his menta was stopped for the alleged passage of a meter left than he was supposed to drive, the meeting and deprivation for six months, he had to give a piece, the cheaper break was not possible, and agreed one-on-one with the menta in his car. When he came out, passing by the other three haishnikovs, he pretended to be talking on the phone, complaining loudly at the telephone -"Stop! Three things to do!" Then I watched them joyfully drag into the car to the first...

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