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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №156998
 05.10.2021
Yesterday I talked to a friend who works in sales. He told an interesting story:

When metal badges were introduced for staff, everyone was outraged. Benefits, that is, from them - the customer always knows who is sitting in front of him and from the call by name - sales grow.

So here. Posidel thought and issued an order for HRs that name badges would be issued only for good sales and a similar KPI. Gradually, everyone started to walk with the badges, and yesterday the new ones asked HR when they would be honored to wear the badge. The psychology of her mother.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №156997
 05.10.2021
I had a sad story when I was a student. Before the Revolution of the Wall. Created the website of Santa Claus. For me, it was just a fun game at first... More than a thousand people joined me. And so, without adding people wrote. It was then that I realized how many unhappy people of different ages. I corresponded with everyone, listened to people’s problems, their failures and sorrows. They all made me wishes for the new year. And these desires were not in the style of “I want a car” etc. And in the spirit of “to become happy”, “not to be lonely”, “to cry less”. I got enough for a few months, lost appetite, started to sleep badly. He weakened greatly. Just morally did not get out of this, everyone wanted to help, to support. But I just left that page and left. What could I? Just say that everything will definitely go well, believe in your wishes and they will definitely come true. The Pizzeria. I still remember it with bitterness. Pizdjuk decided to just joke, and stumbled upon a terrible reality. In short, a lot of people are just in wild despair. For various reasons. People are all different, someone one situation will not touch absolutely, and someone, the same situation will drive in the corner. And in despair, I want to believe at least in something, be it a guess or Santa Claus. Something that gives a little bit of hope. These are sad things.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156996
 05.10.2021
There will be no labor tolerance in the Gorbat West until the Black Panther and Pocahontas are played by a white bearded natural!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №156995
 05.10.2021
I mean, I’ve gotten an octavila nac c bpatom na dache. Octavian c deo. He had to go to the deals. We were 8 years old. Thou shalt go, thou shalt go, thou shalt go. The Grandfather Goop:

and Cpi. Path to Path. Shut up at nine.



We are in Babylon. Gone at midnight. Dad wakes up at 8:30:

Shut up at nine.

Aha, my grandfather...



and cpa further. We are at 11. C to C to C to C to C to C. My grandfather’s keys are in the cabin. Five years ago, Five years ago, Five years ago, Five years ago, Five years ago.

Grandpa and Zafira?

Shut up at nine.



I think, I think, I think, and I think.

Grandfather, we are on the pitch.

and idol. Dinner at CHAC.



have gone. I pissed in pollution. Catch it up.

The grandfather?

Dinner at the cellar.



Pocle shopping in the pech to wait for oxota, až kapul. Unfortunately, they haven’t even swallowed. Capae was caught up. There were two bunkers with a clavicle. Such a wt. Two wocymilettex pacana eli maclo palcami from banok.



I have chats. We’re going to go with CTO. My grandfather is in Mickey Mouse. I make an ecstasy. Khao Khao Khao:

Father, I am not like that. I am a puppy delayer.

Father, keep silent, ask for myth:

Shut up at nine.

“No, Dad, don’t kill me. I am cae.



On the next day, we woke up at nine. That is what I ask. of cuts. Without pics, notations and puppy pics.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №156994
 05.10.2021
In Russia, the penalty industry has outperformed the oil-producing industry in terms of income!

[ + 21 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156993
 05.10.2021
It was in Grodno (Belarus) with a colleague. She separated from her boyfriend and was alone for about a year. Friends advised to get acquainted in the UK with the guy (then there was no badoo and tinder). I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him. She hints, “I should meet without a dog.” Date at the cafe, everything goes well, take a bottle of wine and go to him. We watched the movie, we drank wine, two o’clock at night and he asks, “What will we do?” She jokes, “Something to play.” He goes to the neighboring room, brings the bowls and they start playing. I could offer clothes, but not. After a couple of parties, she went home. The man was 34 years old.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №156992
 05.10.2021
Xxx: I once changed the computer. The girl was not at all very, but at the moment when Windu agreed to change it seemed that it would pass. And when I saw the hairy legs under a very short shirt, I realized that the installation of the screw should be taken seriously.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156991
 05.10.2021
XXX: Sorry, but why do the fat have to give in, I don’t understand something?



yyy: lower the center of the mass so that the bus does not turn over at the turn.

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