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[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158781
 05.10.2022
XXX: My daughter was long canoeing for us to buy her a dog. I was against it, as she even does her home duties only after you remind her three times. But the wife decided that it was a good idea, the daughter will learn to be responsible. I bought. Her daughter drove with her for two weeks and struck her. The wife does not fit the dog, because "it is a daughter's animal, if she doesn't take care of it, I't." As a result, all the care is on me, although I don’t like animals very much and the dog I don’t need this nail. I looked – the puppy is good, smart, obedient, generous. He asked for his friends and gave him. The daughter and wife began to scream that he had no right, the animal was not bought to me. This is how to explain to these fools that the dog is a living being and since they cannot be held responsible for it, there is no need to torture the animal. Both of them are now on sale, and the winners are now on sale.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №158780
 05.10.2022
I studied at Peter in the 2000s at BGTU. I lived in a shelter in Kupčino and then I did not have my computer and free internet access. And then there were popular internet cafes or computer clubs. People were mostly in Quake and CS, and I was just surfing the net and writing letters to my friends. I sit and hear the guys of the hip-hop speaking with each other and one says to the other: go before that Chinese dig (and I am a Korean, I came from Kazakhstan). And he replies to him, “Yes, you chase, suddenly he knows kung fu!” This is how stereotypes about Asians saved me from possible trouble.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №158779
 05.10.2022
Bad when the only option of regulation is a revolution.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №158778
 05.10.2022
At work in the office of four working all four single men. A woman came today from the shop, looked around us and said: "To marry you all urgently need, or sit - life rejoice!“”

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №158777
 05.10.2022
Shortly about me:
I have sinned, but I am inclined to repent.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №158776
 05.10.2022
Xxx: I walked around my old neighborhood. I decided to smoke, to posthumously, near the childhood store. At this time the girl approached, and at the entrance staircase to the store left a wheelchair. I am still in my thoughts, I remember running here for Scooby-Doo stickers and here I get that the wheelchair with a child stands, and already a third cigarette. Like you, I think of the sin to keep the wheelchair away, so that nothing happens to the baby, and then make the mother a tough excuse, like yours. However, just as I approached the wheelchair, the mother of the child came out of the store. She stared confusedly from the top of the stairs as I stopped near her wheelchair and didn’t get up into the store. And then I had no idea what improvisation was, but instead of the planned moral teaching, I gave out with a loud voice:

“Nothing, nothing, next time you can stop me, and I will eat your baby’s flesh.



I turned and went looking around, because I understood that I could hardly eat, but no, she was standing like a buried on the top of the staircase, then rushed to the child, and then I turned over the corner and ran, because I understood that I was quite overcrowded.



If you’re reading this, and knowing yourself, I hope you’re not offended, and now you understand that I’ve sincerely tried to help, fucking know what it was at the last moment, forgive me)

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158775
 05.10.2022
Xxx: before 30 is generally difficult to break into the bosses, and after 5-10 years you already burn out.

Around a dude. One on a pick-up in working hours sits, the other eggs rolls to Nastya, Nastya thinks who to give and if a good manicure, another crendel tries to work, but more harmful. And the only suitable person to the tales about the increase of the ZP is not conducted and wants to drop.



Yyy: and everyone secretly hopes that this only suitable person is 😁

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