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[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №22142
 05.11.2009
He said: Oh! well well!
She: What happened again?
He is: Nothing. I relaxed in the bathroom.
She: Oh yeah yes. I just wore.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22141
 05.11.2009
The soldiers are burning! I read the catalogue:
Tagged with "Argument"
Tagged with "Love"
Tagged with "Death "
Handcuffs, with a fist for tapping in the wall "Ferry"
Convoy bracelets (for 5 and more people) "Bouquet"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №22140
 05.11.2009
Now the neighbors called, told me to have sex more quietly, or they have a servette trembling...And I, crazy, jumped on the jump!!!and (

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №22139
 05.11.2009
Spy to Fuck! Currently, I was searching for Pentecost websites. You will not believe! The pop-up windows are actually closed with a cross!!!! to

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №22138
 05.11.2009
From the chat:

No, my young man loves theater. He and I often go to different shows, he is always pleased. In general, I think that in our time things like theater and books have begun to be forgotten unfortunately.
Yes, I can’t tolerate them. You sit in a dress like an idiot, in complete silence. Neither to crack nor to crack.) Where to drink a beer at a concert?;) My also periodically pulls me on this nonsense... I have to smile and rejoice, so as not to be offended. And yours is the same. You think he’s a musician, right?
It is not!! He is a very diverse and interesting man!!! What is a musician? Are the musicians no longer human?? to
And yes, why not? I also play here, but I hate theatre. Today here Katka is dragging me in the "Little" for nonsense some other=(((I think how to get rid of it))
Oh, you are a fucker!! What else do you don’t like, Goose?? to
Oh... Kitty, what are you?? to

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №22137
 05.11.2009
I go to the store in the morning.
- "I" half a cup please
What is? I did not hear...
I have "I"!! to
- O_O

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №22136
 05.11.2009
All 100% of delays start with the phrase “I’ll be able to...”

[ + 91 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22135
 05.11.2009
It is no longer funny!! Who else dreamed of a dream, in which, climbing the stairs of the multi-story suddenly find that there is no single passage... and to climb further!?!? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №22134
 05.11.2009
On the weekend I eat once.
YYY: Do you lose weight?
Eat from morning to evening.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22133
 05.11.2009
The South is always associated with heat, not Antarctica.

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22132
 05.11.2009
Fourteen years ago I went to work. While drawing up the documents, a man ran into the department, word for word, talked, he told a story. Further from his words.

I served on the border at a distant stand. In winter, foods are not to be stressful, but want variety. And since the beast crosses the border over and over continuously, we have periodically flogged with a cockroach or a deer as a compensation so to speak for a false call. Sometimes we just go hunting, that’s what we’ll talk about.
That time with the senior fell to go to me, took skies, the senior carabin with optics, I caught the calash. For a long time, we see a huge cabin of kilos under 200 somewhere, right on us, a distance somewhere 100-150 meters.
The chief targeted... the bastard... and the bastard sat down on his ass and looked at us.
Milla, what are you doing? The boss once again targets, shoots... the shit is sitting and watching. What to do? We are afraid to come, and well, as a living, the hunting hazard does not allow. We walk from the side, the cockroach sits not shallowed, the senior once again planted him, the cockroach fell. Carefully, we approach, the senior with a carabine for manufacture, I with a hammer, the finger on the hook.
We see, the cockroach is ready, the senior decided to penetrate and as a fuel hunter on a safari puts his foot with the skier cockroach on his chest. And at this moment, the cockroach chopsticks... I was standing so the whole rough in it and released... and the senior... the pines in Transcarpatia are high, slim, smooth, there are no suckles... I saw the first time in my life as a man in skiing on the pine in a few seconds got up... like in an accelerated movie.
As it turned out later, we killed the cockroach with the first shot, he breathed in the air and so it remained, and the senior, when he came to his chest, the air stitched, and this was the effect of the crack.
This is the story.
And the senior did not come down from the pine for a long time, the man was terrified.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №22131
 05.11.2009
I wanted to send you, but I see you from there.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №22130
 05.11.2009
You have a piano in your room.
YYYY: Yes
I would like to hear you play.
YYY: Nothing
Yyy: He is upset
He is 169 years old.
That is a reason for sadness...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22129
 05.11.2009
Today I was given a car with my provider’s logo. That's what I understand - service xD

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №22128
 05.11.2009
The xxx:
You owe me that bottle 😉

YYYY :
Ok to Ok. As I drink, I give.

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22127
 05.11.2009
If even one word falls into the abyss, I will marry :)

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №22126
 05.11.2009
Sick with influenza.
My wife entered the interferon in my nose.
I went into the room with my son, waiting for him to wake up.
The son says "what are you waiting for? Go to" I say through a dream: "It is too early to bury me - the body has not yet cooled."

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №22125
 05.11.2009
Are girls tall?
YYY: Do you like the cunnilingus standing?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №22124
 05.11.2009
You have a router, right?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx d-link is I am a masochist! 😉 and ROFL
YYY what are you doing? She has which?
XXX is the same :)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №22123
 05.11.2009
<raven> it was necessary to think about creating a topic on the forum "circumcision and what it is eaten with";

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