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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146164
 05.11.2017
And this is Stradivari's famous flute, in which he made holes his favorite drill.
Stradivari did a violin.
During the day, he did violin. And at night, under the cover of darkness, until no one sees he did...
The fleet?
and no. Drilled.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146163
 05.11.2017
What if the sales points of iPhones in the military commands to arrange?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146162
 05.11.2017
On the birthday celebration, they were drunk, locked all the doors and let the classmate in a circle of six. All evidence is available, the girl is beaten, one of the fucking roots is scratched"
The crowd: "A-a-a, she wanted to, once she went to celebrate with them, heaven broke up with the guy and revenged him / doesn't want to confess to her parents that she had drunk and fucked a group of rapists! Poor boys, they have all their lives ahead, and the fox tries to conquer them!
A man suddenly recalled that ten years ago his twenty-year-old was turned to somebody now a well-known public fuck there, now confessing to gayism. There is no proof of the time of the case - but fucking, fucking!"
The crowd: "He thought gay people were not judged! What are these pederasts doing, the poor adult man of shock has been silent for ten years, how can you not believe it!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146161
 05.11.2017
I stayed there for three days and
My iPhone is number 10.
I am jealous, I am a patriot.
They hate the United States.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146160
 05.11.2017
The Comic Release. Story: The wizard washed off the stage during the performance.]

Commentary :
Sinehand of Abla-Kudblah

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146159
 05.11.2017
Well, what will I tell her if she asks ‘and you will love me when I become an old/fat/crazy surviving grandmother’ (need to emphasize)? Of course I will say no.

At the same time, fool, if you really love her, you will love anyone. old, fat and so on. Like she to you. But only if you love it, not a piece of meat with a smooth skin.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146158
 05.11.2017
[From talking about phone spam.]

I also called and offered, I don’t remember what. I ask :
Where did my phone number come from?
The girl answered with a loud voice:
A random set of numbers.
Do you want to hear a random set of letters?
I heard today.
Why do you have this job?
Heavy breathing in response and short swings.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146157
 05.11.2017
The fox is a beautiful swimmer with a charming tail. Do you know how she builds Nora? Going in guests to the barsuke, hit there at all corners, the barsuke does not stand and falls. Barsuki are purple, unlike foxes.

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