>Do you know what the beauty of homeopathy is?
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To you who calls the thread, you ask "Who?"The answer is always the same "I!"

The first sign of good working conditions is when you forget how to argue.

The authors of numerous appeals to girls about cold clothes, open lumps, female appendages and problems with childbirth. This is not the right argument! Explain to your girls the following:

1st Those they want to be like never walk the street more than 20 meters from the car to the boutique. They live in a different climate.

2nd Nihua's sinking goat skin is not sexy, moreover - the skin on the nose will become red and sink, horror!

Three And the most terrifying thing: the body is not fucking, if it freezes - it will isolate itself as it can. That is to say, it will charge itself with such funny folds of fat. All girls get fat by winter, but those who dress cold become like sausages.

<090> increase me, please, speed)))
<RauS> Ahalaymahalay sim Salin
<RauS> I will find the bubble
<RauS> should help
<090> thanks, only the speed then increases, it decreases...
<RauS> well I’m not always tired of the drum shake.

Husband to wife:
You have already caught me with your reproach that you have given me your virginity. Hi with him, I will be deaf for one ear- break my drum and we are in calculation.

As sex is so big you are, and as to go to school in the frost so cold...
c) Mr Yosef

Our histology teacher is an extraordinary and creative person and we often hear all sorts of pearls from him:
1st "Friendship of the Father"
2nd "Again Oscar Karibovich with a scrotum is entertaining"
Three "The end of the class.
– Valentine Stanislavovich, can I show you the album?
No, I have already left.
Where did you go? =) is
He went home. =) is
When will you come back?
The next Monday... =))
Oh well..."
4 is "Is it true that if you cut off a cat’s moustache, something will happen to him?
No, he’ll just be a little upset"
5 is The student goes out to answer and begins to say monotonously:"The esophagus connects the mouth with the stomach..."Ivanov interrupts her: "You say that you remember "When Lenin was a little boy with a curly head..."
6 is "Yes, the esophagus sometimes performs the functions of the uterus"
7 is And now tell me, what will the testicles look like after a nuclear war?

She is. I have cowards with straws. and :)
He is. Look at him, do not be afraid. Who knows where he’ll hide his head. and :)

Yellow (22:14:39 4/11/2009)
Do I have an oxidized nest?

sqr (22:14:59 4/11/2009)
Shower more often.

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HH: I am not talking to you!
WOW :?? to
Every time we talk and I try to shake you out, it’s the opposite!!! to
WOW: Why is this?
Ohhhh, let me admit it! You’re a trickster, but I’m wondering what you’re going to do if the mints find something in you (especially if they’re thrown).
WOW: since you know I’m a traitor, you should be interested in what they’ll do if they don’t find it (especially if you’ve thrown it)))))))
Fuck, that’s what I’m talking about...

<Gubashlop>Fuck, I’m not...
<andy>For accidentally - they beat desperately!
<Gubashleep>E... and what specifically?
</Zzz>A for specifically punished anal!!! Evil *

Stolz: How to sail Lolita, Roman Polanski and Elton John across the river

My friend was overnight. He lives with his girlfriend. Once a friend went to his parents, he decided to drink a beer. We slept on the same couch...From the morning grit: in the night of demand decided to embrace the beloved, hugged and hooked, TITEK is NOT! The friend of Ahuel, offended to life, turned away and went to sleep.

From a friend:

My grandmother has the simplest algorithm in the world on the question "does my grandson Sasha have an ICS girl ";

It looks approximately like this.
If Ix smoking
Then (Wo shalawa, does not fit, hide her suckles)

Other
Married a great girl.

WOW: What a people! I haven’t seen you in the ASK for a year.
Sorry, accidentally deleted you from the list of unseen, now we will fix it ;-)

Yesterday I sat in the subway in front of a girl. He waited until he looked at me and smiled. You know when you want to be serious, but you can’t. Even her serious mine could not overcome her smile. People, smile to each other! Good mood for the whole day.

The phrase of the younger brother about 1 toy (hopped and cracked):
I paid for it and I paid for it.

I was proud of the guy in the subway who was wearing a mask. I was proud of them until he took it off for a few seconds to sneeze into the people.

All is not so and all is not so.
When your girlfriend is a hammer.

A white man falls up with a towel... But once he fell on his legs...