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[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38428
 05.11.2010
My name is Annika, I work as an admin. I received my certificate No. 404 – Fate. ^ ^ ^

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38427
 05.11.2010
Antonov: No, what is happening to us is not yet an epic file. One summer I went on a bicycle to swim in the river. When I returned, I decided not to wear a shirt and go in a swimsuit. And there the road was under the hill and it quickly broke up, and here, on the full run, the top of the swimsuit at her broke up and slept. The drivers were delighted.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №38426
 05.11.2010
I still remember how my dad taught me to drive.

XXX was like this:
IRA, IRA, IRA, IRA, IRA, IRA and IRA Brake to Brake! It is gas, it is gas! #9 Do not turn around!! to
10 seconds of silence :)
And then the exhausting spark: Aston-Martin! I chose Aston Martin. Blue is a great choice!!! to
Then I decided to wait a few more years with the car :)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38425
 05.11.2010
recently took a certificate from the skin dispenser for the pool: the citizen of the xxx has not identified bla bla bla diseases, the certificate is issued for presentation in : a rest house, a sanatorium, a pool,..., a visit,...

What are you taking on a date? and :)


[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №38424
 05.11.2010
MalyFka: But it’s a pity that I’ve stopped once, and I can’t change my nick anymore (
Really, really sad...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38423
 05.11.2010
It was the peak of my player’s cynicism! Turn on the random Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc, let listen for five seconds (this hellish, bullying laughter) and turn off...

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №38422
 05.11.2010
KOrsar45: slide on the Latin dictionary
KOrsar45: the word "unnecessary" in Latin vanus, ge
KOrsar45: even in those times everything unnecessary was sent to the ass.)

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38421
 05.11.2010
HH: It was early in the morning.
He went to pour flowers.
I suddenly saw it as if
Virgin, a strange beauty
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh showed up!
It is just a bush standing.
XHHH: Here the thought came.
Yyy: Not going to Madrid
He started to ball in his pockets.
There was a phone somewhere.
He was just very drunk.
I’ve already called in Madrid.
Something was dropping from above.
He swallowed himself...
I started crying from marasma.
Soon go to the basement.
In the basement, it is a miracle.
My grandfather is sitting in a shirt.
Grandpa, where are you from here?
He was rushed up...
Bordeaux: Grandfather jumped from place
Tagged: knives
No time for the man to dress up.
Starting in the basement
XHHH: It stunned... stunned...
My grandfather was cowardly.
The man suddenly stumbled
He did not eat those mushrooms!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №38420
 05.11.2010
Congratulations on the phone:

Happy birthday friend!! You’re 23 years old, stop... don’t need more... 24 is overcrowding...
I was sitting.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38419
 05.11.2010
I’m sitting at my sister’s house for a compost. A tribe (5 years old) is a foolish man - he clamps a healthy pillow into a servant with all kinds of dishes. He turns and looks at me and gives "not enough space on the C " disk;

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38418
 05.11.2010
Marina: Today the favorite in the cards lost the desire. This dalbon asked...to call a friend from my phone!How to live so?
Winning the game, CHO

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №38417
 05.11.2010
She: How did you get there?
He was... standing.
He: How is he himself?
She: and I have nothing to stand ?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №38416
 05.11.2010
Why does one man have so many enemies?
I am community. And... drinking.c) Homer Simpson

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38415
 05.11.2010
Yesterday I went to the bookstore with a girl, she was looking for something to read.. and would look for something specific, for example, by genre or author, no.. the main thing in her choice was: "and this writer has already died?".
O_O: This is the picture.
Do you have books of dead authors?
- Oh, you know, the dead are over yet, but here is one, the author has cancer, he has no more than two months to live, take?
Thank you, I will wait"

[ + 60 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38414
 05.11.2010
This is your "smoking kills".
Everyone knows that the consequences will be, but they think that not soon.
This would be "The Smokers Smell" - and true and urgent.

And in general, the most effective would be "Smoking STOP". You buy a pack, I will give you a hook in the cheek.

How do fools smoke in public toilets? I am not smoking! Be people!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38413
 05.11.2010
= Traffic=(20:36)> By the way, men. Do not go to the guides in the train :) It turns out that men sometimes drive with them :( also guides, mla :(

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №38412
 05.11.2010
It is known that of the 120 passengers of the tram, 76% are rabbits. Is it wise for the conductor – an elderly woman in general – to sink into this moving cloak of lawlessness? Maybe it’s easier to call OMON right away?
by sovetchikov.net

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №38411
 05.11.2010
Service center, client computer. There are three consecutive labels on the desk: Luntik teaches letters, Luntik teaches rules, Luntik teaches numbers.
Engineer: Damn, Luntik taught the rules...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №38410
 05.11.2010
xxx: I want to get married
XXX: Living with the body
XXX: in a separate house
xxx: take this shit to work
and fuck her every five minutes
xxx: in breaks when she does not cook, does not wash and does not clean)
YYY: And the snipers still need to be.
YYY: It is delicious

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38409
 05.11.2010
[EasyFrag] How old are children?
The Diamond 5
Are they twins?
Diamonds of Agha
[EasyFrag] Hihi, and how do you distinguish them?
Nadia has long hair, and Sieroga has short hair.
[EasyFrag] by

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