The Queen of Great Britain does not have a passport, but she can travel freely around the world. The official website of the British Monarchy says that since United Kingdom passports are issued on behalf of Her Majesty, the Queen herself does not need this document. All other members of the royal family have passports.

When insulting a human child, it is always worth remembering that the female of a human is first a female, and then a human.

About Montenegro :
I was warned that driving without lighting is subject to a fine of 30 euros, but I did not know that the use of lighting is subject to the same fine.

People want to lose weight, get rich, pump, fuck, eat deliciously and get away.
YYY: Lama predicted that we, the Earth, will fall into the nudious meridian, and there will be darkness for 4 days.
It will be a great leap in development.
And there will be peace on earth, love and pure mind.
HH: Will it go out?

xxx: Mom asks to teach you to "go to the internet". Now jumped her one arcade - it turned away. The game is over, what to do?

Today I am sleeping, the door to my room opens.
xxx: mother’s voice: "accept the package!"
xxx: next: "package, go through!"
XXX: and in the room with a fist under the ass a cat runs
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX and :)

He promised to come to me today.
YYY: Do you have something with the compound?
xxx is
YYY: Who are you normally writing about now? :D
xxx is
YYY: It is all of course customized?))
xxx is not

Sasha, help me
Goose: What is it?
I need to write a contract I don’t know how.
Search for a sample on the Internet
Sasha: Google doesn’t give me a deal, you say stupid shit I don’t talk to you.

Alexey: I'm not arguing with you, I'm writing this to the fact that if, for example, another programmer expands what you've written, he'll be ignorant of your code.
Igor: All the rules of good code are written with blood flowing out of the eyes of programmers who read the code of others.
Sergey: I don’t remember anyone cared about my code, Alexey.
Max: You are arguing. Most programmers spit on any code except their own.
Dmitriy: and some of their own.

Only in Russia people think how to mark the end of the world.

I watched the second.
Am: Can you ask why?
I cannot sleep.

by Habra
Nagg
I’ve also stunned — I never thought I’d become a programmer — it all started with someone accidentally forgetting me a disc with Visual Studio 6 and an MFC dock.

n0b0dy
This is how programmers grow.

What do you want, that’s Serega!! The man who rides on Cherry Kimo is chewing on a Chinese tablet, a Chinese phone, and a Chinese notebook, but the fox drinks only the most delicious and cleanest selfie, because it’s all about fake!! to

XHH: Only with the coming out of the screens "Summer" begins to truly appreciate and understand Blade...

Laboratory nurses at the Institute of Neurophysiology and waitresses at exotic Asian restaurants occasionally wear their brains.

I work as a teacher in school. In the lesson:
What is horizontal division of labor?
This is when you work lying.
Then give an example of the horizontal division of labor.
and prostitutes.
What is vertical division of labor?
They can also stand.
and abstinence)))

I create something that does not exist in nature. Even after creation, it does not cease to exist. This has never been, has never been, and will never be in this universe. And that barely noticeable reference to magnetized bits in information storage is only a transparent projection into this reality. So transparent that it can be ignored. Even monitors do not display the fruit of my work, they show a huge collection of multi-colored dots with uneven background lighting. And, only, the consciousness of each person materializes my work. Something that is not in this universe and will never be.
I am a programmer. I am sad too.

Krivosheev

Dear Drivers! Those who suffer from inattention, please do not turn on the distance light at night or at night. Yesterday, because of the many idiots who were driving on a long distance, in 5 hours almost blinded! Twice I almost left the road. And now a separate request for those who own cars without a lighthouse corrector and on whom conventional halogens are installed from the factory (in particular Russian automotive machines), put the xenon in the ass that you put instead of your standard lighthouses! You cool to drive in the dark hours of the day with such shady light, but know that the counter stream would very much like you to get your xenon somewhere deep!

Every day I become more and more convinced of the inadequacy of my family and myself in particular.
Yesterday my brother bought a new pot for a cat. An advanced one that is easier to clean and deeper, so that the cat filler would not scatter the toilet. We poured a filler there with the smell of a baby snack, put it in the toilet and we stood three (I, brother and mother) and watched the cat and waited for it to swallow or write in this new bowl.
The cat suspected something was wrong. He dug something in the filler for a long time, accumulated a bunch of this sand under his ass (for convenience apparently) and sat down to watch us as we watched him.

By Ostop Bender (0:01) :
Stas, I hear the sounds from under the chipset.

Stanisław Fedorov (0:01) :
Which?

By Ostop Bender (0:01) :
Steps

Stanisław Fedorov (0:01) :
Ainyapidi

Ordinary Poltergeist

Stap Bender (0:02) :
Then I’ll continue to lace the pool.