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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №151216
 05.11.2018
Once a rat came out of the bathroom. Fortunately, I wasn’t there at that moment. I went in, saw, immediately closed the door to the bathroom, ran after the cat (ah, apparently I had a wrenched thought in my head to throw the cat there and lock it until it solves the problem). Fortunately (for the cat, whose cheeked face was clear that he had just slept quietly and was not ready for such a hernia), when I returned, the rat was already fucking off the same way it got off. I closed the toilet for a while. I even thought of pressing the cover of the curtains, but I was afraid that it would just break the cover to the harams. The rat didn’t come in anymore, but now I always push my penis a little further and look inside the toilet when I sit on it, although many years have passed since that.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №151215
 05.11.2018
They divide equally only when they can’t take everything.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №151214
 05.11.2018
It was told by a friend who worked as the head of the bank’s security service. It has been a week since I started working in this position. The owner and the head of the bank had not been known before. We met with our common acquaintance. The conversation lasted about half an hour, and he suddenly offered to work with him. We met again, asked my questions, discussed the conditions, and I agreed. The man turned out to be interesting, a candidate of legal sciences, worked in responsible positions. Gives me to study a business project presented by his old friend, a landlord. He is engaged in mining in the region far from Moscow. He asks for a loan of 40 million rubles, to organize the mining of gold. The project is well-designed, with clear schemes, graphics. Possible risks and ways to eliminate unwanted consequences are detailed. All banking agencies agreed to the project. When the CEO came, it was my turn. Of course, I am far from mining and geology in general. However, there was a little rumor about the name of the area. I have never heard of precious metals. Only iron ore. Carefully read the entire project, made a call to his subordinate to the branch, where both friends-businessman were born and raised. The next day, they sent information about how the borrower took large money from two local banks and successfully dropped it. And he has two lawyers assistants who have no place to test. In the very project found a letter from the regional geological management that the conclusion about the presence of any precious metals on the specified site will be ready not earlier than in a year. While it is being studied. So far, there is no reason or purpose for any work. The project envisaged an early start of work. In the open database of legal entities registered in the Russian Federation, the applicant was a construction organization in his hometown, established two weeks earlier, and nothing more. In fact, I spent less than an hour on the entire examination. The loan was refused. The head of the bank was stunned by the information about his old friend. I wonder who in our country is doing business, honest and not only.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №151213
 05.11.2018
The girl complains to her friend:
My daughter and I want to have a dog, and my husband is absolutely against it.
In a categorical way?
He says, “I won’t walk with her.”

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