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[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153262
 05.11.2019
The boss calls:

Q: Is the module ready?

I: Ready, the preliminary tests have already passed.

N: Great, close all the stuff, a new tech task has arrived, we do everything again.

I am :?? to

N: In the first TZ were possessed with sizes. He is not on the plane...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №153261
 05.11.2019
I come out of the entrance with a courier, under the bandage loaded with fashionable clothes of famous brands. With one hand, the guy tries to hold the clothes-shoes that did not fit the buyer, the other calls the employee's number. It burns out immediately:

I didn’t get anything, infection. Just re-photographed everything and posted it on Instagram. Seriously, you have to pay for it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №153260
 05.11.2019
When you get used to life, you don’t want to leave it.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №153259
 05.11.2019
I am a doctor. Permanent patients are rare. After treatment, people make conclusions or go to another doctor, because they are ashamed. But there is one patient who comes with envious constancy. And every time - with a bouquet of flowers (as an apology for neglecting my instructions and recommendations). I always leave flowers at work, but the last bouquet was the author’s and very beautiful, I took home. My husband was hysterical that I was fucking with patients at work. And nothing that I am a venereologist...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №153258
 05.11.2019
I went to fitness.
It is smart!
You should have said I don’t need it!

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