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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №121441
 05.12.2015
In essence, killing a person is almost the same as killing a cockroach. Few people dare to do this with bare hands."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №121440
 05.12.2015
I am the youngest child in the family. My height is 194cm. The unprepared people fall into stupor when they hear the older sisters, growing up on my shoulder, call me “little.”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №121439
 05.12.2015
I am going to give her a note expressing your noble intentions, sir.
Yes, I thought so too! Okay, write, “My dear juicy sausage, you are very lucky! Gather all your most playful nightwear, your money, and run here with all your feet. From this moment until Christmas you will be able to admire the ceiling of my bedroom, lucky girl! P.S “Gave to Gave!”
It is touching, sir. Would you mind if I changed one small aspect?
Which one?
The text, sir

Black Cat, Season 3 Episode 5

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121438
 05.12.2015
The real story.
The Prehistory.
To us from Ryazan, to help one of the departments, sent an employee. The employer pays for his stay at the hotel. The duration of the trip can be a week, a month, etc. (This is how lucky.) At the hotel, as is often the case, there is its own "mama" with subordinate "freelancers".

The history.
Standing with this employee in the smoking room, he says:
In the evening I come back from the office, and it turns out that climbing up to my room in the elevator crossed with the "make". The dialogue:
You are like a normal, calm guy. The girls treat you well. Would you allow a couple of my girls to stay with you tonight? They will even pay.
Well, what if not? :) What is it about?
“Tomorrow they are going home very early, and there are no free rooms. to shelter?
There will be no complaints on your part if I...
Oh, do what you want! Only within reasonable limits.

In the end, the guy and relaxed after a working day and earned! This is a rare case, comrades.)


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №121437
 05.12.2015
How do you make fun of your neighbors?
I have original ones. My neighbor on the left is psychiatric. True with certificate. If you do not close the door, she may go naked into your apartment and start to house. A woman of old years. There is a drug addict on two floors. Below are grandmothers who love to gather together and sing loudly. At the top is a boy with a DPP who forgets to close the crane. Even above the floor, some idiot likes to turn on music at night. A family couple is still nearby, they strike each other at night, with them a baby. The house is cement, everything is heard.
So I am not mocking, no.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №121436
 05.12.2015
I recently picked up a Trojan.
The anti-virus blocked him. I used to see what it was doing and when I saw it, I unlocked it.
XXX: This thing was trying to steal passwords. She honestly copied and sent where she needed...stars.
Laughter in the room
Anyone can make a mistake, that’s forgiving. But some idiot put it on sale!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №121435
 05.12.2015
Abby: It turns out that there is a known personality in our office
Author: Valery Leontyev
Shut up, yeah!
Abir: Only now I learned what the name of the forever stubborn freezer

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121434
 05.12.2015
I don’t like dogs because they smell like dogs :)))))))
The cats smell funny. :)
YYY for XXX: looking at which side of the cat to smell

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №121433
 05.12.2015
Fol4 is the clone of Skyrim:
The weapon is divided into the gunman (armor) and the fanatic weapon (weapon).
Enchantment is science.
Alchemy - a kind of skill does not require, there is a kitchen, a chemical table, maybe Medicine.
You pump normally only to the level of twenty, peaceful farming labor. Then you join. I’ve always done that in the ski, and here too.
Why does not the seat take
Everything becomes a skyrim.
If you take Skyrim
It just spends less energy.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121432
 05.12.2015
I just got a call from Bali. I left them a request for a home internet connection 10 years ago! They are mature :)

[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121431
 05.12.2015
Damn, I am what, one such who has "grey" is "grey"?? to

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