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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №12908
 05.12.2008
Frank: Anna did not give up on the right.))))
Nekros: What has collapsed? Practice or theory?
Frank: Practice)))) She struck the pedestrian)))))))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №12907
 05.12.2008
The little boy:
In GUVD works an uncle named Rustam Bishmenikov
Big such a bearded uncle here he enters the department and there the secretary ads "they are being sought by the militia" all kinds of Chechen terrorists there
He approaches behind and gives out:"The girl you are looking for? Will you find what you want to do?"
The girl was then taken from a two-metre closet by three!

– is

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №12906
 05.12.2008
I work in a shop that sells telescopes. I don’t think you need to explain how many fools try to see the stars through the shopping mall during the day. The ocular of the telescope was lubricated with a seal cartridge.....Now visitors come out with serious faces, correcting the monocle, especially gifted coming out in the image of a glass serpent....

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №12905
 05.12.2008
MoscowTM
I stand, I smoke in the yard. I am being called to repair the composts, I talk to him and I feel like the voice is duplicating behind the gates. I look carefully, the guy is talking to me. Well, I tell him that we are on the phone, we need to meet, that I teleport. I put on the phone and go out with the words, “Did we talk to you?” Fuck, I missed a little.

Nalya
and :D ))

MoscowTM
The most interesting thing is that he did not ask anything about it, only looked at me somewhat strangely.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12904
 05.12.2008
Astrologers have declared 2009 as the Year of the Bull.
Gopnik doubled its population in all outer dwellings.
c) Networks

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12903
 05.12.2008
The rats run out of the ship first, and the smart ones run out on time.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12902
 05.12.2008
We have Zam. And the ships in the fleet are different... No, there are among them.

They are normal, literate men, but there are people like ours. Decided the castle

call your boss (most important) with a report and accidentally

I am wrong with one number. And falls on NEMSA (the chief

The electromechanical service. The dialogue follows:

Q: Sorry, this is the deputy v/h... I accidentally didn’t get there.

N: Well, once you have this part, tell me why you don’t have a boat.

is illuminated? (In the light of the PL)

It was very far from the material part. But very far away. by

What they answered:

I’ll talk to my dad and I’ll talk to him tomorrow.

At the end, they silenced, and after a second they put on the phone. Everyone who stood

I just cried nearby.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12901
 05.12.2008
Only a Russian person can: get a pension, which is enough only for

grapefruit, scratch wood, prototype a straw at minus 30, beat away from neighbors

asking for money, filling the roof standing on one leg on the roof

with cracks and wind, refresh the closet, that is,

Wear the training pants we gave to the wedding.

85th, break the ice in the canes that are standing in the sinks to prepare

Indian tea for 10 p. pack, wash things in blue hands

the river-smell, again to go to the factory, which stood up 15 years ago,

to find out about the work, and the electricity has been turned off again, and the gas is still

Por is...

and!

After all this, with an enthusiasm watching TV show "The Last Hero", on

The so-called “stars” on a tropical island

Incredible difficulties have fallen, and deep concern for the heroes!

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