Comments under the film:

Max is
I confirm the movie fucking.
chops
The movie is full of calc.I don't understand the villains who make it.
Elvis
Full hail of hail!! to
id
I think the movie is worthy of accidents. This is a great movie, I watched it for the third time in a week in Sinema City.
And those who respond to the movie in a negative form...you just did not feel in your life...what is true...hearted love...
id
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The first wise Jew said that we have bad people because they have bad things here (pointing on their forehead). It was Moses.
The second wise Jew said that we have bad people because they have bad things here (showing on the heart). It was Christ.
The third wise Jew said that we have bad people because they have bad things here (pointing to the pocket). It was Marx.
The fourth wise Jew said that we have bad people because they have bad things here (showing below the belt). It was Freud.
And the fifth wise Jew said that in people everything is not so bad, because everything is relative. It was Einstein.

A comrade calls today to the editorial office and begins the conversation with a brilliant phrase that just amazed me. Just think about it:
Can you tell me what caused me to bother you?
It is still fine. The chief said that a very high-ranking official from the administration called and asked the following question:
How can I publish material in a newspaper that has already been published?
The number of the newspaper he wanted to place the material in, he held in his hands.

to this:
to this:

Make meat pudding as you want.
Bring me a pearl to your country with a pearl.
where the bread is cut, and ketchup with mayonnaise
Bring me there, meat pellet.
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Am I singing it alone?! to
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My brother and I were singing =)

Saturday, the Institute, the last lecture. The predecessor enters, flashes the lecturer, goes out.
A few minutes later, another person comes in and says to the lecturer: “To the phone.” The instructor gathers his things and leaves.
The rest of the reader surrounds the audience with a glance and says:
"And I can’t get to the phone – I’m driving."

Eye for eye,
Tooth for tooth.
The world is blind.
A world without teeth.

by Boris13
It is good to develop spiritually when there is a place to live, what is, and with whom to fuck.

I go electric. Near the air creation of 18 years cheats on a mobile phone...
No, I didn’t eat yesterday, so I drank six liters of beer. I think o_o. I met the guys, come here today I will meet you...to throw you the normal guys, not the narks, not the blacks, not the haishniki

Rashid Nurgalyevich - how do you feel about associations?

[Hukuma:After the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest you will find the album of the aquarium 'Songs of the Fisherman' in the Innet.

The most incomprehensible thing in this and so confusing life is when you break the gips wall and find the oak.

Position in the Community:

When I get into my body (a little bit). I feel not only wild pain, but also very strange sensations... terribly ringing and cracking in my ears. It is just cheating!

The ass with ears. It really exists! 😉

I still can’t believe she’s meeting me.
No one can.

I suggest other than funny and not funny, to do more "long laziness to read"

to this:
So, this is really a real story that happened on a pair of organization and planning on Monday, November 30, 2009. Dendrologists can confirm))) Sorry, I couldn’t not tell you this...

The teacher, looking at the magazine, and then the student:
- Something you have the ratings some interesting: 5, 4, 3... Two is not enough! Now I’m telling her... (and unexpectedly) What is my name?! to
The student did not get distracted, which is very commendable in this context:
Taalaibek Djumabekovich...
and pause. There is an absolute impression that the teacher convulsively remembers, so is his name...
Reply from the audience:
Ask about the color of the textbook.
But the teacher is interested in something else:
What about my name?
The Cadillac...
So, what is my father’s name?
Joomla, I think...
Pause and then:
What is my mother’s name? Do you know? The pair!
The audience lay...
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What a shame to read such a story!! Respect for the knowledge of the Russian language!! to

Some programmers have the unique ability to fuck code until it is removed by the customer.

111> is very good. Yesterday Putin spoke, answered the questions of Russians, such idiots in our country, as well as their questions.

222>Hello, my brother and sister!!! I partially watched your Putin, partially read on the net... What ruler – such questions... And all questions almost out of paper, as with Brezhnev... Although, we are not better... True, our even allow questions to the president: – Say, and how much money you need to gather the people of Ukraine, so that you, along with the government and deputies, leave the country forever?

222> And you know what he replied? This question speaks of true democracy in our country. If a man is not afraid to ask the president, then we have a free country!! to

222>Al, in my opinion, this was not a question, but a collective request...)

And we were asked by PVV:- Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich, and what do you like more yogurt or kefir? Not the pirates, right?

11 - Off line

222>Nifiga yourself in the FSB is working quickly? You just wrote the PVV - and immediately disappeared!!! to

222>I am in shock!!!!! to

222> Felix Edmundovich!!! We believe, we believe, we believe!!!! to

The grass is green.
The sun shines...

February, Hole

Instead of the first couple, a psychologist will come to check our adequacy.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I seem to have fallen...

<popemichael> it would be nice to drink a little tonight so my painkillers work better)
<jamie> Emm... And on the package with tablets there is no warning sticker "do not take with alcohol"?
<popemichael> no...
<popemichael> I have already broken it off.

Gifted for Birthday (24 years) Dandy’s console! (Where they found it I hz) The celebration was broken!