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>> -Gm, I need to re-read "War and World" - I don't remember the episode with graffiti there at all...

How is it! Thro the way the French retreat on the walls of the surrounding villages - "Lagushatniki, gou houm!", "Corsican shortcut - loch, hmo and luzer!" and so on.
Some were made by D. Davydov personally.

Go to hell!! to
You sent me, I went down and the devil sent me to you.

<kouzdra> Instead of looking for planets similar to ours, so to speak, Earth 2.0, we can grow Man 2.0. And maybe such a person will have four hands. and a tail stabilizer.
Shamaner, as Zarathustra said, man is merely a rope stretched between a monkey and a four-handed stable.

"Saakashvili threatens to jump from the roof in Kiev".

Do not threaten, my dear. and jump. We have a free country.

[3:00:03] 1: and I am here under the noise of Avengers: citizen. Why can’t I stop thinking stupid thoughts?
[3:00:08] 2: m?
[3:00:50] 1: Interesting, "the consequences of the actions of superheroes" in the form of stolen and beaten cars, broken windows and other things - in that setup already an insurance case, or not?
[3:02:01] 2: I think the insurance lobby will not allow
They are afraid of natural disasters...
[3:03:34] 2: The compensation must be cut off - and only the starch will be cut off immediately
1: but it’s not too long. Because of course there is a dumb ass, but it is not infinite!
2: Well, and probably he’s just economical
And you know the price of this baby.
[3:05:47] 2: And by the way, the spider-man’s wearing a mask makes a special sense.

We are selling an apartment and looking for a suitable home to buy. We found the perfect, the price, everything suits.

I call.

Are you selling the house?

Yes, but I hear from your voice that you will not pull him.

The phone was put.

O_O

According to a friend of the manager of a small store:

I change clothes in the office. knock at the door. I think it is my colleague Seroga (and at this point they were only working in the store together), without looking at the door, I open it with one hand and say, "go in, don't squeeze."

At the threshold was a new employee who came to work for the first time. Then the picture: he is silent, I am standing in cowards, in a ripped socks, unbarred and stretching the shirt painted by my daughter. I want to see the director. I told him that it was me.You would see his expression.

I wonder what a new employee thought of such a rainbow reception?

Really genius.

> This is a great phrase:
He has Schrödinger's brains

It is in the sense of “as in the great scientist”, it is “unclear” whether they are alive or dead. The mattress.

Russia is a shit. A year ago, we rented a building without light. The light there was cut a year before us, just cut the wire, the pillar is 2 meters away. Connect for 5 minutes. But we need to "allow"
Send to Moscow - map of the area with all the houses, columns, wires. With distance. Questionnaire on 10 pages. Declaration and copies of all possible documents.
I read, I read, I read for a month. Then they say that this point is wrong. There’s a point that you fucking understand. has changed. I sent. I read for another month. Then they say, and you didn’t put it there (in a row of rows). And you answer them politely: the eyes of the fools are stupid, there are all the bars. They answered, oh yeah. This takes another 2 months.
And call and ask, hurry, they are almost impossible. Then, in the end (lasting 10 months) came permission. Ura to! The application will be handed over solemnly to Branson. And in the briansk they transmit a little higher and there they answer: HO-HO-HO! Wanted so fast? And you go now, hire an authorized office, let them do a PROJECT for you. Send the project to us, and we will honor it, we will send it to Moscow, there they will also honor it. Wait another year.
The pizzac...

>>Dibyloids-go oil
More tolerant should be not the dilemma, but the opposition.

Then it is not "opposition", but "opposition".
Keep the unity of style.

What’s there with Meldonium and Ruthenium?

On the way there, the Russians create a fantastic four... based on Meldonium with ruthenium!!! to

But on the fantastic four, created by the Russians, I drove for two years.

by Fuck. I sit at home and look out the window. The ninth floor. The fourth of December, 16.05.
In front of the window, clutching in the glass, flattering, shit, mosquito! Remember the fourth of December.
This is a fucking mutant, able to survive a nuclear winter and suck blood from the same hell mutants and even zombies. I am scared!

XXX: Poetry from the Soviet past:

The rope is tight.
Go through, Farhad, you are the first.
Then Sharaf, then Rashid,
Then Ilya, then I too.

I've always gotten the name "Illia" here :DDD

YYYYYYYYYY Should we test missiles in Tajikistan?
XXX is AHA. Elijah at the end. But who is this "I" is a mystery :D
Then I, Isaac Davidovich Shlayma

This is some sort of apophysis of male logic! There is no education, he was in a psychic - but no thought that the girls are bored with the uneducated or scary with the former psychic, of course, the thing is that he did not find a job, of course!

All romance and romance. Flowers, chocolate and so on. I have a girl from the neighboring department at work coming in 30 minutes before I come and turning on the heater so I don’t get cold. That’s the warm feelings and feelings 😉

>> Ha walls – graffiti. “Lisa, come out for me!” My girlfriend’s name is Lisa. Seeing the inscription, she said she agreed, and immediately called her parents. Graffiti was painted by me, and in general, I wanted to break up with her because of the cockroaches in my head.

This is a classic divorce. Pierre Bezukhov also married (L.N. Tolstoy "War and Peace")

Outsider: A friend has shared. I encountered somewhere on the net on another trailer from Enlightened Teachers. No, well, it turns out that any milk is harmful (and almost fatal) to man, except for human milk - it is for taste and color. But the human, to say, the essence is the manna, panacea and generally the elixir of immortality. But then the beautiful thing follows: that is why the ruling elites enjoy bla bla bla (attention!) The Virgin Milk.

P.S I see these dairy farms.

Nikoletta15> Sexual desire should arise only after marriage.

God, you are mine... and the desire to eat should arise only after the salary?

On his 30th birthday
Olga entered the kindergarten.
I cried among the toys.
Dried in a small pot.

We had a dog named Jack, lived in the yard, had a chain, a booth, a hoverboard, and so on. They let him walk for a short time, the dog was not aggressive at all, young, haughty and with a tail. He did not return home shortly. A couple of days passed and my uncle found it in a neighbor’s yard on a chain, the fencing was low, disconnected, returned to the proper place and took the note “I went home. Jack is