Going to a radio shop for the first time is worse than buying condoms for the first time. You come, and so whispering, "I would have a condenser at 22MF."

You are asked loudly, “What? The Electrolyte? The Tantal? The output? The SMD?”

You say, "I don't know-a-a-a-a-a-a-a," and they all turn around at once, look at you with a condemnative look and tick your fingers.

As it turns out, we all have patriots. The only difference is the degree of fear.

When he served, he did not understand those men who, upon the request to smoke, gave the whole package (and then in a country with chicken everything was bad in general). I felt very uncomfortable.
And then the boy in shape asked for a cigarette, gave him a pack, and he returns my old words:
You are what, why? What will you smoke yourself?
He doesn’t understand, as I once did, that I give it to myself, to those who are younger and in shape.

San is

How do you know if you have a real morge?
It is easy! The real moors swim naked.
- That is, if someone is swimming in a swimsuit in clothes, then it's definitely not a morge?
and no. He is a fisherman.