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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №148794
 05.02.2018
As a child, when I was swimming in the bathroom, I loved to lie on my throat in the water and die, so that the water became wave-free, smooth and smooth. I thought I was cold. The visualization worked. I am 27, height 160, weight 120. I am cold.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №148793
 05.02.2018
C Pikabu, comment to the article on electricity. The most obvious and understandable explanation I know.

See - in essence, the current is the movement of charges from point A to point B. Well, even the name is such, for example, the current of money - money flows from the pocket A to the pocket B.
The charge is moving.
The physicists are evil people, and they have come up with the idea that a charge cannot move on its own, there must be a particle that carries that charge. For example, you take an ebonite ball out of a box, rub it with wool (electricise) and throw it into your friend. If you have a dot of balls, you create an electric current because you are mixing the charge from point A to point B.
That is, the charge does not move on its own, it requires particles.
Movement must be directed, because in general the particles do not stand in place, they are constantly savored at a disco called the "Brown movement." The problem is that as long as their sausages they cannot do any work, but if they are directed in one direction, they will be able. Therefore, the concept of electrical current includes the requirement of direction, in order to distinguish the normal working movement of particles, from the useless stroke of the Brown movement.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №148792
 05.02.2018
A native of the entertainment industry, services and advertising. Go to the factory in three shifts for a penny. To raise agriculture. And the men themselves flatter with flags, will meet with a smile at the trap, and advertise expensive sweaters and cosmetics.

Do not rush too hard, otherwise you will break away. If an alien read this, he would be very surprised: “How, of your 7 billion, the good (and beautiful) half of the population is employed in the entertainment industry? 3.5 billion produce nothing but a pleasant impression, and at the same time no one is hungry?You are not an alien. Talk somehow with a aunt who launches asphalt on the street, or with aunt-fueller on a gas station. You too will be surprised: they went to this hard and harmful work for money. So why would they not meet someone with a smile at the trap or advertise expensive pieces there? Probably they just don’t want. Like the rest of the female population of the planet Earth, except for the power of several hundred thousand walking bouquets.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №148791
 05.02.2018
Armenian radio asks: why do you respond to thick trolls?
Armenian radio responds: thick trolls give the infopod beautifully support the point of view, the opposite of the one for which they formally spoke.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №148790
 05.02.2018
Enot-Potashkun: I understand, of course, that EGE is changing people, but could you write more literally?
StArGirL2k2: Yes, we don’t have a catch.
Enot-Potashkun: And really, do I want to fuck you, shit?
StArGirL2k2: Let's be more polite girl
Enoch Pottasun: In the fuck? We are not in the world. So what did you get there on your shit plan?
StArGirL2k2: The Devil

K2K2 has left the chat room.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №148789
 05.02.2018
XXX: I also tried programming, but it turns out not just the buttons to be pressed, but certain, in the right sequence...

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