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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76994
 05.02.2013
On the second day we encounter on TV a foolish TV-shop, which has a different image with a different sound. Today it was just an epic! The picture is about the underwear somehow, and the sound at the time is broadcasting - "And here we have two busts".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76993
 05.02.2013
The Ministry of Internal Affairs has detected corruption in the government of Dagestan. Corruption locked up in his office and threatened employees of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76992
 05.02.2013
Sometimes it’s hard for me to stand up and not put a finger in the mouth of a roaring little son.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76991
 05.02.2013
xxx>> Russian realities: a teacher of business and leadership came to us in the fierce snowfall on foot.

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76990
 05.02.2013
How frankly rage all these dwarfs, believing that they have a faint sense of humor.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76989
 05.02.2013
"How does a lesbian couple look during a synchronous PMS?"

Answer: They cry in an embrace and regret each other, periodically interrupting for scandals, because one seemed that the other was regretting her not so intensely.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №76988
 05.02.2013
I work in IT.
I went to a friend in the department, and he has a colleague there, a girlfriend...

I walk through the passage and she so holds me by the hand: "Nikita!", says,
"Take it up as I have it hot there!"
And my hand is so tightly pulled!
I didn’t have time to resist, she pulled me to the flame of the notepad and said, looking in the eyes: “Do you feel like it’s hot? Do you feel it?"
I say something, say kind, really, not like everyone...
During this time, the entire department...

He said to write the application for cleaning, it was already hot there.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76987
 05.02.2013
News on Tracker:
1st Scientists say video games are good for humans
2nd In St. Petersburg will open the first hospital in Russia for gamers

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №76986
 05.02.2013
Why does it have a registrator on the rear glass?
YYY: Mistana is driving in a hurry. And he was annoyed that he had all kinds of jeeps in the night with a distant light behind him, like'superstitions'. He put a six-foot flash speedlight on the rear glass and now he really likes to ride at night. And the registrar - "so, for yourself, purely rub" afterwards.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76985
 05.02.2013
I am at home, waiting for the car. From the neighboring entrance comes a guy with a young Doberman. The bird sharply breaks from place, the owner flies after her on a roulette, almost without touching the ground. I hear him crawling past me, screaming at his cell phone:"Yes, I’m already out... I’m running out..."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76984
 05.02.2013
There was a dialogue with my colleague in the dining room.
I eat fish, and a colleague is rattling and whirling, saying:
K - Little where this fish was swimming, maybe there was a spray of drug addicts swimming and she was touching them.
I'm maybe the pig you ate, the farmer
K-Now will be softer

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76983
 05.02.2013
Pavel Build: I deleted my VC account
Ramder is fucking. How will you listen to music now?

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76982
 05.02.2013
Requirements to the Employee:

and.
and.
and.

Requirements (not technical)

Predisposition to autonomous work: enthusiasm (coding), experience in all the above technologies and algorithmic talent
The desire to write code as if testing it would be a flamboyant maniac.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76981
 05.02.2013
On the first channel they know a lot in black humor. The release of the program "Let them talk" about frozen to death young children called "Morozko"...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №76980
 05.02.2013
“Hochu Viirt... Let’s be you an Indian, and I your white prey.
I slowly remove your scalp.
XXX is a lot!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76979
 05.02.2013
Asterixos: I defended very well today!!! to
Nickolas: From the hoops? ?

[ + 4 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76978
 05.02.2013
When my dog comes out on the street, sorry to fuck, only one thing is remembered: "Wide Russia mother, from the edge to the edge, I'll probably get upset, choosing a place."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №76977
 05.02.2013
Somehow it is uncomfortable to sit in a chamber with a sick stomach ulcer and eat bread.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №76976
 05.02.2013

XXX: I saw it yesterday. Bomjar pulled out a fairly decent coat from the washing, turned, turned and put back.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
zzz: not enough space in the inventory

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76975
 05.02.2013
Cat 3 years. We live with him all this time. Yesterday I brought Chunya for 5 months. I decided to introduce them carefully. I brought the baby to the cat, the cat smelled it and really started to blew!!! This chunja is less than a cat once in four or even six! Such a small piece, and our cat is healthy, but kind. I cleaned the cat, so I thought a little. I decided to repeat the experiment - again brought the chunyu to the cottage - the same result! The cat turned out again!! to
Question: What is the matter? Does the cat really get rid of the dog?

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