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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №153737
 05.02.2020
My mother had a picture of her granddaughter on her laptop as a wallpaper. I made a hundred copies of this photo and switched the wallpaper to the slide display mode to show the same photo, i.e. files change, but there is no image on the screen. Images change every 10 seconds. On one of the photos, I painted small twisted eyebrows and periodically for 10 seconds my niece appears. Her mom thought she was going crazy, or she had a virus on her computer, but every time she had a moustache and wanted to show it to someone, it disappeared.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153736
 05.02.2020
Although our steam car is still flying forward, it seems that we have already arrived.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153735
 05.02.2020
I have always had a girl’s memory. No, as long as you’re working on something – it’s all fine, but after the end of the project, in a couple of months, I almost forget everything. That is why this amazing story is possible.

Last week I got a call from a wealthy organization. We once supplied them and assembled equipment. And now they ask to solve the problem of illumination and illumination. They showed. Three dozen classrooms with computer management. Plus the outside. And strangely, automation seems to work, but by some idiotic logic. They say, so invented their chief manager, who was finally paid off for all the nonsense he did. But when he left, he captured all the drawings. In short, you need to change everything in mind.

By that time, I had already remembered that I was running a project here, but everything else, unfortunately, was erased. And with the manager they fought several times.

Work is decent. I pretend how many people and time it takes, add for pathosity, voice the price. Everyone agrees and signs.
I have time, and I, asking the electrician for a staircase, climb under the ceiling. Look at the transmission.
From the first box hangs a brittle and dusty sheet of paper, written in Russian. I am surprised to recognize my writing.

“It’s not you, but it’s me. I hope you are still working, and you have been called to fix what this fool has done. In the panel number Svetkin DR, behind a bunch of blue wires you hid the scheme. Connect to the label, and it will work. You will manage in an hour. 14 May 2012 »

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №153734
 05.02.2020
Medvedev’s cabinet even Putinists considered ineffective.
And here he is not! How not.
Medvedev in the Council.
He led the state corporation.
Topilin is the Pension Fund.
Oreshkin, Medinsky and Kozak in the Kremlin.
Fifteen ministers remain in the government.
Now, of course, it will be effective.

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