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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №125123
 05.03.2016
The article of the news agency:

Dear readers of Tia! Thro the past week, our editorial was rejected by Roskomnadzor: we removed links to the songs of the group "Leningrad" from your comments.

Printed links are not hyperlinks. From the comments, not from the texts of our articles. References in which there is no hint of obscene blasphemy are only a set of symbols.<...> On our reasonable remarks that the references themselves do not include obscene vocabulary, Roskomnadzor threatened TIA with a court.

We very much ask you not to refer to the group "Leningrad" in the comments, so that the department does not worry over again and sleep peacefully, and therefore less worry us.

With respect, your editorial TIA

P.S Naming songs is not forbidden.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №125122
 05.03.2016
Platoon: They say that in the high year the deaths are more
LmD_ex3151: Absolutely correct. Approximately 1/365 more

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №125121
 05.03.2016
There was also news about ice cream from breast milk. But most people under such news write "fuu", "buye", and "how can you eat such things at all, this is human excretion".

Wow, that is. These animals are not embarrassing.

Qqq: Honey is semi-digested and insect-blown excretions of plant genitals.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125120
 05.03.2016
In our city, the head of the cultural department at the administration clashed with the director of the city museum. The battle of the Titans because of the Swan :) such a culture in the Long Prudence!

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125119
 05.03.2016
and fucking. I want to sleep with a CO2 sensor. I suspect these things are somehow connected.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125118
 05.03.2016
Congratulations to our girls at work today - gave pocket mirrors with the company logo. There were two men at the entrance with boxes, one of them with red mirrors, the other with blue. The Matrix?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125117
 05.03.2016
More than Magomedov Andrei Ibrahimovich can be only Magomedov Andrei Moiseevich.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125116
 05.03.2016
Corporate correspondence on the network.

The Secretary: Dear colleagues! Good morning! By order of the director today we work without lunch until 15.30. The weekends are 5.6, 7.8 March.

Anonymous: Do you have the right to leave without lunch?

Anonymous 2: Eat unnoticed under the table

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125115
 05.03.2016
Stahash: I read the Old Testament. Ufff. It was long but interesting :)

Whc: You don’t spoil you, right?

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