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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139348
 05.03.2017
A pensioner is threatened with up to 10 years for cheating the state for 2 million rubles:
The state threatens a million years for deceiving citizens

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139347
 05.03.2017
...I went to pick jeans, I say I need 28 rubles, and the seller guy comes in from the rear looking and says that the rubber. I started convincing that I wear 28, I know better.
The guy quietly (seemingly tired of arguing with everyone) gets 27 times. And surely! Sitting as a parent)
YYY: It’s like an eye shot...)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №139346
 05.03.2017
“Barrimore, who’s lying there in the swamp?
The St. Petersburg people.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №139345
 05.03.2017
*sitting on his knees, holding on his hands a degenerated quote about "Oheret - his legs are thrown". In the eyes tears, in the voice
- Moders, you see what has led to your insatiable thirst to moderate everything?! to

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