Why buy expensive coffee? I do not understand! It differs from the cheap only by the other packaging, the country of production, the melt, and the quality of coffee beans!
Y: Really...

This is:
"Another pearl of the zombies.
Bagira, we found traces of a car in the forest!
Judging by the protector, the car went southwest."
This is shit, comrades."

Oh my dear, what is that pearl??? Maybe it will be a discovery for you, but the protector at the rubber can have a directed drawing and it is by it that it is essential to know the direction of the machine. Learn the match.

HH: And what, Anonymous, does the reason make sense? I would like to walk out my cat somehow, when it warms up, or he has already pulled all the eyes out of the window, but it's better and, for example, it's worth it behind the door in the carrier, as he begins to scream with a terrible voice of cat matta.
Well, you can try it on a slide with a leash. But some cats just lie on the ground and drag as you want.
zzz: Because it is not man who walks out the cat, but the cat of man B) although some cats walk on the leash straight like dogs, but usually the owner respects the cat.

"Not to give, not to take" - a friend in Russian.

Talk to the neighbor:
Why don’t you take your dog to hunt?
He: Yes to her. I will shoot someone, and he will find and bury.

From the discussion of programming languages in Bigler:

Who can understand what is written here?

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and pf. The breasts, the breasts. For backs, backs...

The Stage?by :

M28 years old, chick 18 cm, sp 38000 rubles. Is it fun to read this on the website of IT-humor?

I am 34, fuck 18 cm, sp 80000 rubles. Only the age has grown and the fox does not grow.)))

The dialogue was still rough with what (from another office came to us)

I complain, I say, we are forced here to draw and print a congratulation on the 8th of March on the plateau. You are a programmer, you are printing.
Sadly, we have the same stuff.
I'm also constantly asking for openings, like a weekly programmer. The chairs are all rounded.
Companion - recently passengers asked and wondered why I don't have them.
And after we in our department for the fourth time asked a programmer for a hammer, we were forced to buy it.
Partner - And, most importantly, offensive, will be taken and not returned.
In general, we have openings as a consumable material. There was an idea, such as taking a faulty geiger counter, giving something and showing radiation, such as, "Do not use it for a long time, I am not worth it, I worry about you")))

1st See you in hell!
2nd and ah. Only you will cook in the boiler, and I will make plans-charts and norms for those who will put pollen under this boiler.