Reply to mail.ru Question: Why does the Lord eat the messenger of parity?
As usual, the last comment kills the topic:
- Because this guy after sex immediately smokes a cigarette and with careless "Child, money in the jacket", goes to the shower, and then forgets everything at all ))))) Anyone would be upset :)

She: It is not fair! You have mind and strength, and me what?
You have breasts!
She is: Dick, if it were!

So what is your childhood if you never stitched your pencil with a kitchen knife :)

With a friend, they went for materials to the construction market, the neighbor from above, grandfather, veteran of the WOW, the pipe broke. ZEC, as always, promised to settle, but everyone knows how to do it, wrapped up for a new pipe and crane at the same time, a little tired and on the road took a rye (and we did it before, beer - went today). We sat down and three patassans soon approached us. Whether it is worth to say that they got wild, whether it is worth to tell that it is not necessary to stick to people with a piece of pipe with me I do not know, but a little reason we killed in them. And the pipe did not hurt, a good one was taken, and the key was tried. As a result, the wounds are laid, we helped the veteran, we did everything ourselves without calling any sanitary technicians, we did not take a penny from the one who at his time fought for our future and you know what? For me, this is not a drop! It’s really something bright, we could, and you? Don’t be afraid to help your neighbor, don’t poison yourself with all the shit, don’t be afraid to work with your hands, don’t be afraid to teach the way of life. We could, and you?

XHH: I’m cheating on some people!!! to
WOW: What is it?
Yesterday my sister had a snail. I called the Wolf to support her, because I can’t tolerate her friends.
Which is long?
HH: He is the same.
Not only did we eat vodka with him all night, which resulted in me cutting off.
Imagine what I woke up from.
Wow, I guess it already ?
They broke the bed. With my sister.
My fucking bed!!! to

Something snatches me in the clone :(
Tag: elephant on horse
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I go to sleep, short.

What if David Blayne and the hypnotizer are placed opposite each other?? to

My friends, you and I do miracles with our collective mind) it is pleasant))
and now let’s go straight so immediately, globally, let’s focus on peace, love and happiness for no reason) on health, on good mood, strong nerves for all))
Let us focus on fulfilling wishes. Meeting your half! Free from Needs! Always have enough time! On, fucking, the rise of the pebble economy in the country (I don't know how you, and I dream of having enough for lunch in a decent cafe every day) =)
In order that our compatriots become less drinking, so that Russia remains a disobedient and unwavering country.
People should stop being afraid.
How to do something heroic, and just invite a girl to a date.
To stop people pretending what they think of them.)
To make life easy.
Add yourself, I’m not sorry to focus on happiness=)

Simply Alive

by Toyasuka Toyasuka
I want to eat, but I can’t go from work.( by

Dimapilotfm
Not to eat, but to eat. You are a girl!

by Toyasuka Toyasuka
I wanted to eat about an hour and a half ago. I wanted it an hour ago. Now I want to eat!! What does this have to do with a boy/girl??? You can think I’m fucking fucking!

I recently understood the regiment and took a textbook in my hands.
The reaction was roughly the same as that of a vampire who took in his hands a silver cross soaked with holy water and rubbed with garlic.

<Anna>Happy Birthday to you!
<Nikolay>Happy Birthday to you!

Our captain had a surprisingly smooth character – he was constantly in a state of rage.

You don’t have to be a horse to break a hole.

All the snacks that hang on my ears, and in the hungry countries :)

I read on the toothpaste - "feelings".
The Spring...

V04BVS: Would I be an employer? I would be more cautious about the company in which programmers in costumes :)

We buy cakes in the store. Knowing that the seller is stupid, I tell her clearly and clearly:
- Give one with potatoes fried, one baked and one with eggs.
She interrupts me angrily:
and ah! The young man! I have a head, what is yours? One with a potato, what else?

Now we call it the “Seller’s Cake Syndrome” – when no more than two words are placed in a person’s memory.
by PS. I checked many times - real, two words - the absolute maximum.

She: Wow, that’s a bad mood, even if you hang up :((
He: I understand you so.
She: No, you do not understand! O_O
He: I understand very well...
I have a PMS!!! to
He: No, I don’t understand... o_o

He is a typical American.
Eat it well, vanilla. A typical American is an Indian.

If they knew what was recorded on my phone, no one would call me.