Found on one serious website on breeding pets:
Keeping rabbits at home is very easy. In the absence of free space, cages can be placed on an insulated balcony or lodge. In this case, you can hold 8-15 rabbits at the same time. And if there is a free room in the house, it can accommodate about 100-150 animals (depending on the size of the particular room).
O_O

Andrei: I have an outraged child here asking to give him the address of the chief administrator
Andrei: Can I send him the address of the court in The Hague?

[23:25:14] Akimura Hiragawa: clear
Sakuya-Mizuki: The killer of dialogue!
[23:25:48] Akimura Hiragawa:
Sakuya Mizuki: Double Kill!

Appreciation of hard work:
The foolish accountant:
Why do you think we only drink tea with biscuits all day? Try sitting 8 hours at the computer.
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Well, to hide now - thought of the woodworkers, miners, freezers.

The programmer. I can cut and polish granite. I don’t believe it, but the accountant is right.

I don’t want to be a politician, but that’s it.
and...
to this:
Ukrainian Interior Ministry: Musichko shot himself, and the House of Trade Unions burned those who burned in it.
Does anyone believe what the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine says?
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It’s also like Russia didn’t introduce its troops to Crimea... Does anyone believe what the Russian Foreign Ministry says?
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Dare to introduce what already exists? According to the agreement with Ukraine, Russia had the right to hold 25,000 (for stupid - twenty-five thousand) military personnel in Crimea. At the time of the start of the barrage, there were actually around 18'000 (eighteen thousand). For Crimea, such a crowd is quite enough, especially since it is never a spana, which now depicts the army of Ukraine, but sailors, aviators and marines.
Smoke manually.

I just understood what a pattern breakdown is.
The home calls. I raise the phone. The caller was a lady (D), by voice, of very old years.
See also: Allo
Halo, who are you?
I: No, who are you?
D is not you.
I dropped the phone o_o

I sit with a friend in a bar. They both split up with the girls.
About a month ago, in a few days.
Look, the girls are missing.
Mmm... And what are you proposing?
I (not thinking long): Well, go home – we will cry...
Furthermore, from laughter, we have never met anyone.)

Especially for you:
= the =
to this:
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DeadMeN: how to survive if at speed 190 failed the brake, the car has an automatic box and rear drive, in front of the traffic jamming?
Crabbed: pulling the wheel on yourself
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It is strange that many do not know how to use the machine.
Blah many letters.
= the =
This is all good and useful... but learn to understand the jokes already.
I will explain: the joke is not that there is nothing to do for braking on 190, here the analogy is used - the jet is pulled on, the jet is used in aircraft, the analogy - you drive on 190 - you build a pilot... moral - you do not need to ride at such a speed on our roads.
So that...

Cronstein's discussion for TV

Vitaly: The red price for him = 500 rubles / I don't understand why such money goes - because it's just iron / I do it myself and stronger and free!

Roman: What did you do? Not by Tom...

Vancouver: Has it been done?

Vanjuha: The easiest thing is to drill the holes in the shell. In the wall - anchor, in the TV - screws.

Anonymous: Good luck to you!

Kuzy111: What did you do?? to

slayer1981: It looks like a telic to death pressed)))

On the hub, comments to the post about the old "tetris" with very blurry photos:
-"As I realized, the photos were also taken on tetris"

to this:
to this:
I will add:

Amateurs will start, you at least copy the source entirely, or then you will understand where it started.

and Anastasia:
My cat sleeps on a cellophane on the floor.
As a bomb
Blindly
He has his bed.
The sofa
Two chairs
A huge bed.
The carpet fucking.
The Tables
Providers
Fuck was there!
He sleeps on a fucking cellophane like an orphan Marysia.

This is:

Stop posting your foolish programming-type joke here, such a good humorous site you are screaming!

All of. very very. is bad.
Cottage, shredder and admin

Q: Tell me, do you have a folder called "Remove"?
It is called the C disk and the D disk.

At the interview question "What is your education?" he replied "Good quality".

It is not scary to lie in the hospital, it is scary when you understand that the nurses who recently put a dropper on you, in the minutes of their short rest in the hospital, watch the transmissions of Elena Malysheva.

Chat btc-e
QWERTAS: A friend calls, says you need to meet, there is a type of matter important and money. He approached me, and told me - throw, there is such a chip, electronic currency, BitcoinTom is called. He was advised to buy it. The price is not big, only 15-17k rubles per coin, and will be in May-June.

QWERTAS: 50k for the coin... he says, I want to take a loan of a million for 3, and the house to place another million 2 will... He said that I can not understand everything, but to explain to me a long....

with the plane.)

I sell a kimono. The size is 140. Dressed twice, and then the boy wanted to be nice!